The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-29 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #4981
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Enter just wants to adored. Then tell them they're trash.
2. 2018-03-29 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #4982
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Lanny Dear god, she almost looks like a human being without the three pounds of makeup.

   
   she looks uncannily like a chick i was hot for in army cadets when i was a kid. karen knight, she was damn hot an all.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-29 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #4983
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice It just happened to be relevant! I'm one of the most self-aware people around, it immediately crossed my mind that someone may respond like this when I was writing that post.

   
   what do you think when you think of all the rest of us and what goes through our minds from one moment to the next malice? how do you think we all think?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-03-29 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #4984
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by NARCassist what do you think when you think of all the rest of us and what goes through our minds from one moment to the next malice? how do you think we all think?
   
   
   
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5. 2018-03-29 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #4985
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws And bitch you only have like a 15% thanks to posts ratio after 700 posts.
   
   Come talk to me when you have 17.5% like your nigga here

   
   Get on my 27% level faggot
6. 2018-03-29 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #4986
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   quantity over quality
7. 2018-03-29 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #4987
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sophie Like my dick.

   
   everything looks enormous to a five year old
8. 2018-03-29 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #4988
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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9. 2018-03-29 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #4989
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just lost 3 or 13 thanks. I can't remember. This is getting BAD.
10. 2018-03-29 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #4990
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    yeah
    
    
    
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11. 2018-03-29 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #4991
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Whats the name for the mental condition when you convince yourself you have a different mental condition that you don't actually have?
    
    Don't say autism. I'm ruining that obvious joke now. Tee-hee

    
    Bipolar and manic
12. 2018-03-29 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #4992
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just burned my finger ouch
13. 2018-03-29 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #4993
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I just burned my finger ouch

    
    Aww you poor thing. Come here so i can kiss your boo boo and make it all better!!!
    
    
    SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES YOU LITTLE PUSSY.....
    
    ILL MAKE YOUR BOO BOO GO ALL AWAY...YOU SHOULD COME OVER MY PLACE AND ILL FEED YOU SOME REALLY STRONG DRUGS AND KILL YOU.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • WE SMOOTH
14. 2018-03-29 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #4994
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    ALSO I WILL HIDE YOUR DEAD BODY IN THE WOODS AND COME AT RANDOM TIMES TO FUCK YOUR DEAD CORPSE. WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I HAD TO BRUSH THE MAGGOTS ASIDE COMING OUT A BUTTHOLE TO STICK MY DISEASED BLISTERY PUSEY COCK IN A DEAD MANS BUTTHOLE AND SURE THE FUCK WONT BE THE LAST BOY.
    
    CUM OVER AND PLAY WITHY ME
15. 2018-03-29 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #4995
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No this is a serious chemical burn from a malfunctioning microwave I think my skin just got replaced with porcelain
16. 2018-03-29 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #4996
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel No this is a serious chemical burn from a malfunctioning microwave I think my skin just got replaced with porcelain

    
    SERIOUSLY THAT SUCKS MAN. HOW THE FUCK DID THE MICROWAVE MALFUNCTION?
17. 2018-03-29 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #4997
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have no idea, this is some subatomic physics shit, I nearly melted a regular dinner plate in a microwave and touched whatever chemical was coating the plate at 1000°C
    
    I think it was plasma.
    
    That hot dog I cooked was mighty tasty though.
18. 2018-03-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #4998
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I boil my dogs.
19. 2018-03-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #4999
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I boil my dogs.

    
    That's horrible, someone should call the SPCA on you.
20. 2018-03-29 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #5000
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    I FRY MY HOTDOGS IN BACON GREASE. DUDE FOR REAL IT MAKES THEM TASTE FIRE AS FUCK....