The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-28 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #4921
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
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   • NARCassist
2. 2018-03-28 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #4922
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   everything about you fucking sucks and these women prove it
3. 2018-03-28 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #4923
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus everything about you fucking sucks and these women prove it

   
   You fail.
   
   
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   • NARCassist
4. 2018-03-28 at 11:01 PM UTC

   #4924
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I ordered take out, and the delivery guy gave me way too much change back. So i paid like tree fiddy for two meals. Lit.
   
   inb4 fat jokes, i ordered for my gf as well, child special of course ya dig?
5. 2018-03-28 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #4925
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Sophie I ordered take out, and the delivery guy gave me way too much change back. So i paid like tree fiddy for two meals. Lit.
   
   inb4 fat jokes, i ordered for my gf as well, child special of course ya dig?

   
   Whatever happened with your cousin?
6. 2018-03-28 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #4926
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RestStop Whatever happened with your cousin?

   
   Things kind of cooled off between the two of us. Eh, guess my aunt and uncle raised her well, to their credit of course. Also she's like 16 these ays, would still bang, but you know...
7. 2018-03-28 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #4927
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Sophie I ordered take out, and the delivery guy gave me way too much change back. So i paid like tree fiddy for two meals. Lit.
   
   inb4 fat jokes, i ordered for my gf as well, child special of course ya dig?

   
   you got a new gf? a loli one?
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-28 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #4928
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Sophie Things kind of cooled off between the two of us. Eh, guess my aunt and uncle raised her well, to their credit of course. Also she's like 16 these ays, would still bang, but you know…

   
   16..geez why don't you just rob the freakin' retirement home brah? lmao. Good to hear from you I hope you're doing well in other aspects of your life.
9. 2018-03-28 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #4929
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RestStop 16..geez why don't you just rob the freakin' retirement home brah? lmao. Good to hear from you I hope you're doing well in other aspects of your life.

   
   I got plans nigga, it's going to be interesting. I am doing alright as far as my life is concerned thank you for hoping.
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   • RestStop
10. 2018-03-29 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #4930
    RestStop Space Nigga
    When she finally sees my manhood :
    
    
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    • aldra
11. 2018-03-29 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #4931
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to physically hurt Obbe. Disclaimer: in a self-defense situation.
12. 2018-03-29 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #4932
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop When she finally sees my manhood :
    
    

    
    Lol she don't even look the same.
13. 2018-03-29 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #4933
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    I'm Mad SAVAGE. YOU NIggaz are just mad AVERAGE....
14. 2018-03-29 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #4934
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol she don't even look the same.

    
    She's not as pretty without 100 different products on her face. I'd still hit it tho!
15. 2018-03-29 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #4935
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    I BEE CHOPPING BLADES
    
    I BEE FLIPPIN FOREIGN
16. 2018-03-29 at 2 AM UTC

    #4936
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Enter I want to physically hurt Obbe. Disclaimer: in a self-defense situation.

    
    Why?
17. 2018-03-29 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #4937
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by RestStop When she finally sees my manhood :
    
    

    
    Dear god, she almost looks like a human being without the three pounds of makeup.
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    • aldra
18. 2018-03-29 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #4938
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda I BEE CHOPPING BLADES
    
    I BEE FLIPPIN FOREIGN

    
    BERTHA SILSBY
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    • Purewhitepanda
19. 2018-03-29 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #4939
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox Somebody probably just tstm'd

    
    No, you still keep the thanks when someone TSTM’s.
    
    I’m missing 2 thanks myself. Over the last month I’ve lost about 10.
    
    This is an extremely fucking serious matter
20. 2018-03-29 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #4940
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Lanny Dear god, she almost looks like a human being without the three pounds of makeup.

    
    I think she looks fly AF either way..I guess you gotta figure if you were dating her or any other girl for that matter that's basically what she's gonna look like at home most of the time. It's good to bag a chick first and spend the weekend together before dating for this reason alone.