The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-26 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #4721
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have heartworms
2. 2018-03-27 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #4722
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop He means Hot Women. More than 30 seconds of insertion drives him completely bonkers!

   
   see anyone other than sploo or enter and i would have said that first, lol.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-27 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #4723
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Hello, I'm Dr. M. Let's see here... you've been having chest pain it seems?"
   
   "Yeah, it's this sharp pain right here."
   
   "Is it a steady pain, or does it come and go?"
   
   "It comes and goes. It isn't a daily thing or anything."
   
   "Mhm, and how long has this been going on?"
   
   "A couple months now."
   
   "I see. Well, let's check that heartbeat then. If you could just lift up your- there we go."
   
   ...
   
   ...
   
   "It seems like you are having some arrhythmia. I'm going to recommend you go see a specialist, but between you and me?" The doctor leaned in close. "I think you have autism."
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4. 2018-03-27 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #4724
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by NARCassist hot weather?? i dunno, what the fuck is hw?
   
   
   
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   homework
5. 2018-03-27 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #4725
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Like a child.
6. 2018-03-27 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #4726
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery homework

   
   oh right like ebay sellers and shit?
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-27 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #4727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Like a child.

   
   some people go to college and arent on probation for doing heroin
8. 2018-03-27 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #4728
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I kind of regret seeing all episodes of Dragon Ball Super. I could have spent that time on way better series. I guess it was just the nostalgia and wanting to see how it develops and ends.
9. 2018-03-27 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #4729
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice I kind of regret seeing all episodes of Dragon Ball Super. I could have spent that time on way better series. I guess it was just the nostalgia and wanting to see how it develops and ends.

   
   sounds like a kids cartoon or summing
   
   
   
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10. 2018-03-27 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #4730
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    every night this wolf comes a peeping through through filthly glory holes/he's pounding on a rubber bat and a big old jelly roll
    
    I said "look to the skies I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast"/but all they had was jizz on the walls and bones of a mangled priest
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11. 2018-03-27 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #4731
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I kind of regret seeing all episodes of Dragon Ball Super. I could have spent that time on way better series. I guess it was just the nostalgia and wanting to see how it develops and ends.

    
    The ending was pretty cool. Or maybe I was just drunk.
12. 2018-03-27 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #4732
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Just starting to watch R.I.P.D. It's about a "supernatural" police force. Hope this shit goes hard.
13. 2018-03-27 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #4733
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by RestStop Just starting to watch R.I.P.D. It's about a "supernatural" police force. Hope this shit goes hard.

    
    It's basically a kids movie. LOL.
14. 2018-03-27 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #4734
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    TFW you hustle to get all your shit done so you can get to bed at a reasonable hour but end up all wound up and unable to sleep from working double time
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15. 2018-03-27 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #4735
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Lanny TFW you hustle to get all your shit done so you can get to bed at a reasonable hour but end up all wound up and unable to sleep from working double time

    
    A glass of scotch will hit the spot.
16. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #4736
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Should have etiz thrusday
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17. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #4737
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop A glass of scotch will hit the spot.

    
    With 2 or 3 etiz.
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18. 2018-03-27 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #4738
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Item 9 Should have etiz thrusday

    
    Actor? How have you been brah?
19. 2018-03-27 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #4739
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm now able to afford etiz/weed/good alcohol.
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20. 2018-03-27 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #4740
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Item 9 I'm now able to afford etiz/weed/good alcohol.

    
    How so, Item 9?
    
    ...No, I don't like that. It doesn't seem personal. I'm sticking with Actor.
    
    How so, Actor?
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