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  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I hate them so much and it bothers me that nobody respects the pain I've gone through because of them. Bullied and made fun of in high school, rejected and abandoned by the love of my life who lead me on for 3 years, and constantly treated like garbage by every woman I meet. They all fucking hate me. They all treat me like absolute shit.

    its ok enter. you'll have your day. I know it.
  2. Originally posted by Grimace its ok enter. you'll have your day. I know it.

    Will you know it? Or will you all think it's just another "troll" when I post about it?
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grimace …don't make me do to you what you did to Spectal. Ok?

    You're going to tickle me funny?

    *bares belly*
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Guys, can we please stop self-narrating with the use of asterisks? I just cringed so hard that my eye sealed itself shut and won't open back up. The lid is all fucked up, and it's very painful. I know it's fun, but people are getting hurt.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Zanick, can we please stop describing how we cringe? I just cringed my asshole inside out, ok?
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    DO YOU SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED? MY CRINGE HAS METASTASIZED TO ANOTHER USER. THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH ISSUE.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh man a bunch of dictionaries just crashed through my windows all turned open to a highlighted definition of cringe oh man!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. I hate women. They were everywhere at the gym today, flashing their whore bodies around. Disgusting CUNTS.

    Day 7: Lower Body Power

    Squats: 27.5kg each side
    Leg press: 6th setting
    Leg extensions: 5th setting
    Deadlifts: 27.5kg each side
    Leg curls: 8th setting
    Standing Calf Raise: 20kg each side
    Seated calf raise: 12th setting

    Anyway, was much easier this week, and I even went up in all my weights! :) So hopefully the feelings of throwing up and needing to rest for so long were just a week 1 only thing.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I hate them so much and it bothers me that nobody respects the pain I've gone through because of them. Bullied and made fun of in high school, rejected and abandoned by the love of my life who lead me on for 3 years, and constantly treated like garbage by every woman I meet. They all fucking hate me. They all treat me like absolute shit.

    stop lying enter, just stop lying.



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  10. Originally posted by NARCassist stop lying enter, just stop lying.



    .

    I'm not lying. It's true. I just went for a drive to get some food and almost broke down crying. No girls like me. I'm too ugly.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter …No girls like me. I'm too ugly.

    Maybe you're just a black swan and will blossom at a later date.
  12. Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe you're just a black swan and will blossom at a later date.

    I've blossomed. This is it.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I'm not lying. It's true. I just went for a drive to get some food and almost broke down crying. No girls like me. I'm too ugly.

    go rape something. you'll feel better
  14. Day 8: Back Hypertrophy

    Bent Over Rows (Speed sets): 15kg
    Shrugs: 15kg EACH SIDE DERP
    Wide-grip Pulldowns: 10th setting
    Cable Rows: 9th setting
    Close-Grip Pulldowns: 7th setting
    Dumbell Shoulder Press: 17.5kg
    Rows: 10kg
    Cable Side Raises: 1st setting

    First day of working out without doing the revenge plan, so this thread became a whole lot more boring, you can unsubscribe for real, it's just a journal now. Just doing it for myself. Serenity now.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter EACH SIDE DERP

    i wont make fun of you. its your first day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Wait you’re not doing the revenge plan anymore? Wtf did I miss
  17. Originally posted by Zanick Guys, can we please stop self-narrating with the use of asterisks? I just cringed so hard that my eye sealed itself shut and won't open back up. The lid is all fucked up, and it's very painful. I know it's fun, but people are getting hurt.

    I only do it ironically

    *backflips out of thread*
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *somersaults in place repeatedly forever*
  19. *frontflips back into thread*

    Originally posted by Enter you literally sound like a fucking nigger making fun of a white person.

    That’s because that’s literally what he is.



    Yeah I’m reading this thread in reverse-chronological order now. Could be here a while...
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking somersault. What a word. German I suppose. So why do I a American say it? SOMERSAULT.

    "Hey Jim I just curled my body inward and rolled forward once, what should we call th-"

    "SOMERSAULT!!!"
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