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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus one time i picked up my mom and threw her across the room for being a bitch

    did you fuck that bitch right up?



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  2. I wanna get high and eat seafood
  3. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus this is the best rave level


    Which person was NARCassist
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Which person was NARCassist

    that rave looked pretty gay to me tbh. the dudes all looked gay af and i didn't see a single chick for the first 3 minutes. 97 was a few years after i pretty much stopped going raving coz the scene had gone to pot by then. the criminal justice bill in this country had fucked up the illegal rave scene of the late 80s which is where it really was at. once the raves went legal and big business took over you got hoards of idiots and dickheads going along. wearing fucking white gloves, whistles and fucking pacifiers among other dumb shit ffs. all the original cool crowd of the acid house days had long moved on. it was never about 'big business' advertising red bull, charging crazy money for drinks and moving in with stalls of just about every bit of crap they could sell to youngsters who were totally off their tits and would buy pretty much anything if it was neon colored or had fractally type patterns somewhere on it. for us it was about the music, drugs and solidarity. the us and them. when you entered an illegal rave that was in full swing in the late 80s it was a sanctuary, the police would not come further than the gate, so you were away from the law, the govt, your boss, big business advertising tons of crap you didn't need or want at every turn, your parents and anything else that was constantly trying to control or influence your every move. it was freedom baby, in that warehouse you could do whatever the fuck you wanted, take drugs openly, fuck a chick, walk round naked if you wanted. nobody would judge you, everyone was on the exact same wavelength and was your best friend. it was fucking awesome.



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  5. Originally posted by Sploo (2018) im a good looking guy

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws

    2/10, 3 at best.



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  7. Sploo in 20 years:

  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm a 9/10



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  9. People say I'm a 3... from a 1.

    Yeah, if 1 is the best.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and my dick is two inches





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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Narcassist today:

  12. Originally posted by NARCassist and my dick is two inches





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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist and my dick is two inches


    fuckin dwarves aren't welcome here
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dick is 2 inches from the floor, but 8 inches long.
  15. Swinging like a chain, making girl gnomes insane
  16. Grab my dick and I know I'm strong. Don't struggle babe, this won't take long
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Swinging like a chain, making girl gnomes insane

    Laid my dick across her head, but never got 'er name.
  18. I'm a hooddwarf, that's what I am. Living in Hawaii eating cans of spam. I rape everyday and don't give a damn. I'm a hooddwarf nigga, I'm the fucking man.
  19. Originally posted by -SpectraL Laid my dick across her head, but never got 'er name.

    Cute little bitch. What a shame. Had to put orsidium through her brain.
  20. New album releasing Friday check me out on SoundCloud

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