List of shitty movies

1. 2018-02-21 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Max Payne.
   I was hoping for an exact copy of the game as far story line goes and it failed miserably in many more ways than that.
2. 2018-02-21 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader so is 2001 a space odyssey.

   
   I got to the part where the chick is walking on some kind of circular platform really slowly until she goes upside down or whatever. She was literally shuffling around for like a full 3 or 4 minutes. I guess back in the day that shot would have been really impressive seeing as people were basically cavemen compared to the shit we got today.
3. 2018-02-21 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Xlite Max Payne.
   I was hoping for an exact copy of the game as far story line goes and it failed miserably in many more ways than that.

   
   I don't know why people feel the need to take video game movies and change the plots entirely. I can understand making edits and cuts because videogames can be 8+ hours long but don't just make up some bullshit. It just ends up alienating the fans + normal filmgoing audiences think it's gay anyway.
   
   I'm kind of pissed about the Hitman films too, not because of the plot itself but because they were straight action films and Timothy Olyphant straight up looked way too young compared to Agent 47 in the games. I was actually hoping for it to be a brooding film about preparation and foresight rather than a shitty shootout fight flick. In the games, you simply can't have firefights like in the movie, you die instantly, he is a master assassin but he's still just a dude.
4. 2018-02-21 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   another travesty :
   
   pat garrett and billy the kid.
   
   WTF was that ??? do people of that era have no feelings for other human beings ????
   
   or was that realistically, and period accurate behaviors of gunmen in those days ???
5. 2018-03-21 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #25
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Bambi
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6. 2018-03-22 at 12 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien Bambi

   
   Fucking trash. One emotional scene and it's remembered as a classic.
7. 2018-03-22 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #27
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader agreed.
   
   another one would be enter the void. so is 2001 a space odyssey.
   
   somehow i think people whore on druggs have shitty taste in movies.

   
   i thought enter the void was fucking boring af. i only watched coz of all the idiots on zoklet raving on about it.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-22 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #28
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Nahcissist doesn't have a deep inner life he's just a drug dealer who never has more than 118 quid!
9. 2018-03-22 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist i thought enter the void was fucking boring af. i only watched coz of all the idiots on zoklet raving on about it.

   
   
   yea, form that moment on i knew not to have high hopes in whatever movies mentioned herein.
   
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10. 2018-03-22 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #30
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Wtf are you talkint about that movie was fye
11. 2018-03-22 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #31
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Any Predator film after the 2nd one.
12. 2018-03-22 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Wtf are you talkint about that movie was fye

    
    how
13. 2018-03-22 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #33
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Interesting inner dialogue? Aesthetics? He gets shot by the police? Sorry its not child porns.
    
    Edit: i have actually only watched it up to where he gets shot.
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14. 2018-03-22 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
    
    
15. 2018-03-22 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Enter the Void was kind of boring but it was not a bad film. The cinematography, direction and general weirdness of the film was all on point. I remember first watching it, way before I ever did drugs, and feeling "high" after I got done, like I was lost when I snapped back to reality. Like "uh, what's going on?"
    
    I had the same reaction to Hear Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.
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16. 2018-03-22 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Avatar. Sorry guys
17. 2018-03-22 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily Avatar. Sorry guys

    
    Nothing to apologize about. Movie was overrated and shit.
18. 2018-03-22 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #38
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Interesting inner dialogue? Aesthetics? He gets shot by the police? Sorry its not child porns.
    
    Edit: i have actually only watched it up to where he gets shot.

    
    theres nothing interesting about drugg addled inner dialogues or monologues.
    
    assthetic ??? a slum in japan and flashing, autistic lights ??? to each their own i guess.
    
    get shot by police ???? whats so special about getting shot by polices ??? everybody get shot by polices.
    
    and no, police in japan dont carry guns and shoots. they carry katanas.
19. 2018-03-22 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader theres nothing interesting about drugg addled inner dialogues or monologues.
    
    assthetic ??? a slum in japan and flashing, autistic lights ??? to each their own i guess.
    
    get shot by police ???? whats so special about getting shot by polices ??? everybody get shot by polices.
    
    and no, police in japan dont carry guns and shoots. they carry katanas.

    
    Top kek. I thought that the way the story was told visually was very interesting. There is a lot that is said with no words at all. And they really effectively created an atmosphere of real voyeurism with how we snuck a peek into a sort "six degrees" orbit of the dude's life, where the events are loosely connected through him alone.
    
    I gotta watch that shit again stoned though.
20. 2018-03-22 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus Nothing to apologize about. Movie was overrated and shit.

    
    blatant, flagrant ripoff of 'ferngully'