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Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

  1. 2018-03-19 at 4:52 AM UTC
    #41
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So does this mean we no longer have to deal with threads turning into 10+ pages of speedy parker calling people alts, or arguing with spectral? Thank fucking god.
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  2. 2018-03-19 at 4:55 AM UTC
    #42
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But...if speedy is Chris Hansen...that would mean...I was wrong...?

    EDIT: NOPE! I FUCKING KNEW IT MOTHERFUCKERS
  3. 2018-03-19 at 4:57 AM UTC
    #43
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zigzagoon I remember that forum, Who ran it again?

    A slithering linoone
  4. 2018-03-19 at 6:36 AM UTC
    #44
    ActuallyChrisHansen Yung Blood
    Hey guys its me David or Chris. Im gonna go ahead and clear some stuff up.

    Id like to start off saying sploo DID run me off the site when he sent me a fb message a while ago threatening to release my pi if i ever posted here again. So i thought "eh this community doin me any good anyway" so i closed accounts for good but checked in occasionally to peruse aldra and Bill Krozby threads.

    Second i am not speedy parker. I dont know who that is but even the username isnt consistent with my motif. I posted under the likes of RhyminHymen Chris Hansen tln and anomaly. There are probably others but i assure you i havent created any account called speedy parker so if that person is claiming to be me they are trolling you.

    Lastly i saw talk in this thread that i caused rdfrn to close. This is also false. I did royally molest intosanctuary because it was a toxic shitshow but i would not have betrayed idio. I liked redfern and maybe i wasnt the best mod but i did not threaten the site. If anything it should be remembered that fanglekai was the one to nuke all the subforums and purge users.

    In closing i think it is hilarious that i have a modicum of internet notoriety to the point that someone became so obsessed with me that they would go through such trouble as to compile a small list of links regarding me and my personal life. Honestly this pi leak is a little disappointing as it does not even contain my actual address, workplace or other information that couldnt easily be taken directly from facebook. I wish you all the best and hope you find the correct specialist for your respective mental deficiencies.
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  5. 2018-03-19 at 6:37 AM UTC
    #45
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    1/10
  6. 2018-03-19 at 7:32 AM UTC
    #46
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this is why i quit facebook lol. here i am scrolling through their pages looking at their lives just vegging out like oh yep theres a person who did some stuff
  7. 2018-03-19 at 7:36 AM UTC
    #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    chrishansen is not speedy porker, wtf
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  8. 2018-03-19 at 7:43 AM UTC
    #48
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ActuallyChrisHansen …
    I did royally molest intosanctuary because it was a toxic shitshow but…

    can u elaborate on this
  9. 2018-03-19 at 7:51 AM UTC
    #49
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    yeah, that cat is adoraballs
  10. 2018-03-19 at 7:59 AM UTC
    #50
    ActuallyChrisHansen Yung Blood
    Originally posted by A College Professor can u elaborate on this

    I was a mod at intosanctuary right? And arnox the dragon king wasnt doing so good a job at being a dragon king. Threads being deleted, users being banned. So i got into my position and planned a coup with some users. Arnox wasnt good at setting up a forum so i could basically give people admin powers because he left mods as default admins with only a change in name but not in permissions. Essentially i went on a spree first banning arnox from his own site then modding/admining a select few i knew would fuck shit up. In the end the state of the forum was unusable and i actually got banned by one of the people i admind.

    All in all it was a pretty fun time.
  11. 2018-03-19 at 8:02 AM UTC
    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i wonder what arnox is doing now...

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  12. 2018-03-19 at 8:17 AM UTC
    #52
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter i wonder what arnox is doing now…


    I can't give you details but sufficeth to say it's pretty fantastical.
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  13. 2018-03-19 at 10:24 AM UTC
    #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus this didn't take very much effort and I dont have any problem with him personally it would just be fun to watch. fuck off you faggot

    You spent effort for nothing.
  14. 2018-03-19 at 10:26 AM UTC
    #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick The pride you feel over doxxing the biggest loser on the site is almost as bad as the drivel he posts.

    Your opinion is meaningless just like this thread. So keep on guessing.
  15. 2018-03-19 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by ActuallyChrisHansen Id like to start off saying sploo DID run me off the site

    quoted
  16. 2018-03-19 at 10:54 AM UTC
    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hahahhahahahahahahaha
  17. 2018-03-19 at 10:54 AM UTC
    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    god im so drunk
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  18. 2018-03-19 at 10:54 AM UTC
    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    actor was sposed to do this with me but i give him props for sayin he was probably going to bed soon
  19. 2018-03-19 at 12:24 PM UTC
    #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader so non juden kikens dont get to reap what they sowed ???

    of course they do

    mudslimes get theirs next
  20. 2018-03-19 at 12:27 PM UTC
    #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock of course they do

    mudslimes get theirs next

    so when is this gonna start happening then? coz i've not seen much evidence of it being anything more than the realm of fantasists such as yourself so far.



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