Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

1. 2018-03-19 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lmao someone who's probably in possession of terabytes of child porn is telling me "what goes around comes around"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS
2. 2018-03-19 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus like half an hour total over the course of 2 days. im a genius, remember? what you think is a lot of effort is just like making a cup of coffee to me

   
   If you were a genius you would have hit it right.
3. 2018-03-19 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #83
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock of course they do
   
   mudslimes get theirs next

   
   so are white people now sowing or reaping ???
4. 2018-03-19 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus lmao someone who's probably in possession of terabytes of child porn is telling me "what goes around comes around"

   
   What a tool
5. 2018-03-19 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader so are white people now sowing or reaping ???

   
   Neither.
   
   They’re being reaped
6. 2018-03-19 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speedy Parker is that guy with a gaping hole in the middle of his face. TheDarkRodent. That’s not Chris Hansen right?
7. 2018-03-19 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Neither.
   
   They’re being reaped

   
   Not this white man.
8. 2018-03-20 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So basically, Sploo failed and SP actually is TheDarkFaggot
9. 2018-03-20 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Speedy Parker is that guy with a gaping hole in the middle of his face. TheDarkRodent. That’s not Chris Hansen right?

   
   No. I was 99% sure SP was TDR because they are both worthless faggots, until this thread. But now I'm 99.1% sure.
10. 2018-03-20 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I thought he was Darkhunter. TheDarkFaggot is some old nigga. Older than spectral.
11. 2018-03-20 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily I thought he was Darkhunter. TheDarkFaggot is some old nigga. Older than spectral.

    
    Too many edgelords with the fucking word Dark in their name. I can’t keep it straight half the time
    
    But I’m pretty sure Darkhunter was a young dude constantly strung out on cough syrup. TDR is an old biker faggot who got half his nose bit off by a prostitute, and now goes by Speedy Parker
12. 2018-03-20 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why do people remember or care about Darkhunter
    
    Like Fox Paws says, he was just some fucking literal retard with no personality
    
    Not memorable at all, but retards keep bringing him up for some reason. Jesus fucking christ.
    
    The only reason I remember him is because the name Dickhunter was hilarious. He hunts dicks LOL!
13. 2018-03-20 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #93
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not this white man.

    
    Is this true, Speedy? 'fess up. Are you the infamous TheDarkRodent?
14. 2018-03-20 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Why do people remember or care about Darkhunter
    
    Like Fox Paws says, he was just some fucking literal retard with no personality
    
    Not memorable at all, but retards keep bringing him up for some reason. Jesus fucking christ.
    
    The only reason I remember him is because the name Dickhunter was hilarious. He hunts dicks LOL!

    
    I actually forgot about the nickname, that was pretty good lol.
    
    I think everyone remembers him because he had like 35,000 posts. Top 5 on zoklet.
    
    But yeah I can’t remember anything about his personality other than him mentioning his brain was fucked up from all the cough syrup. Just nonstop random shitposting
15. 2018-03-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Is this true, Speedy? 'fess up. Are you the infamous TheDarkRodent?

    
    I’ve been telling you that for months, you fucking tool. And you keep saying some shit like you have it on good authority he’s not TDR.
    
    He’s fucking obviously TDR. He has the exact same personality, talks about bikes sometimes, and being in the military. He’s fuckin TDR
16. 2018-03-20 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #96
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Let's let old... Speedy... speak for himself.
17. 2018-03-20 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Why do people remember or care about Darkhunter
    
    Like Fox Paws says, he was just some fucking literal retard with no personality
    
    Not memorable at all, but retards keep bringing him up for some reason. Jesus fucking christ.
    
    The only reason I remember him is because the name Dickhunter was hilarious. He hunts dicks LOL!

    
    Because he was a pretty good dude AFAIK. And he helped me troll a lot of niggas, including the ultimate destruction ceremony of Tokerface
18. 2018-03-20 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This funny guys.
19. 2018-03-20 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What if like everyone was one person man
20. 2018-03-20 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #100
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel What if like everyone was one person man

    
    You would still be the biggest idiot