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Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

  1. Originally posted by benny vader till you drop your soap.

    HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA FUCKING OBLITERATED
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Err.. then what? He's zero steps behind?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    three inches inside
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader till you drop your soap.



    Originally posted by Jeremus HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA FUCKING OBLITERATED

    Not even on middle school was that a burn. Grow up...
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I sense a hidden meaning in that statement. What you don't know is I'm a lot smarter than you think I am.

    Your estimate of your intelligence has always been your downfall.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your estimate of your intelligence has always been your downfall.

    Hey. I'm smart enough to overestimate my own intelligence.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not even on middle school was that a burn. Grow up…

    Get raped, faggot.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus Get raped, faggot.

    You like cock. You don't get to call anyone a faggot faggot.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You like cock. You don't get to call anyone a faggot faggot.

    I am a homosexual. You are a faggot cocksucker. There is a difference.
  10. Originally posted by Jeremus I am a homosexual. You are a faggot cocksucker. There is a difference.

    you have no attraction to women?
  11. Originally posted by lempoid loompus you have no attraction to women?

    In truth, I partake in all delights, including women. In truth I am very pansexual. I fucked my skillet this morning.
  12. you have lesions in your brain
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jeremus In truth, I partake in all delights, including women. In truth I am very pansexual. I fucked my skillet this morning.

    Omnisexually perverse.
  14. Originally posted by Jeremus In truth, I partake in all delights, including women. In truth I am very pansexual. I fucked my skillet this morning.

    Does that mean you'll be joining our kiddie fiddling club?
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Does that mean you'll be joining our kiddie fiddling club?

    Watch him back peddle now.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus I am a homosexual. You are a faggot cocksucker. There is a difference.

    Wrong
  17. Originally posted by Sophie Watch him back peddle now.

    Backpedal I shall, and I will spell it CORRECTLY. No kids or animals, or dead propel, or anything other weirdo shit you guys come up with. But I've fucked multiple transsexuals.
  18. Originally posted by Jeremus Backpedal I shall, and I will spell it CORRECTLY. No kids or animals, or dead propel, or anything other weirdo shit you guys come up with. But I've fucked multiple transsexuals.

    Pre-op or post? And what config?
  19. Originally posted by Fox Paws Pre-op or post? And what config?

    Both. Every possible type of tranny imaginable.
  20. Faggot
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