How do you groom yourself?

1. 2018-03-15 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #101
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader irregardless.
   
   you now sleeps knowing one more uncomfortable truth.

   
   as long as youre suffering from severe feminine itching and burning i will sleep well
2. 2018-03-15 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock as long as youre suffering from severe feminine itching and burning i will sleep well

   
   Nope, my vagine is clean and healthy. :) Sleep poorly, old man.
3. 2018-03-15 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #103
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by MAL The term is regardless. Everyone always fucks that one up and I don't know why.
   
   https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irregardless

   
   becos youve confused english as a way of life instead of it being a mere tool it really is.
   
   irregardless of what word did i use, as long as itd succeeded in conveying the sense of ''regardless'', irregardless whether i used ''regardless'' or ''irregardless'' ....
   
   ''irregardless'' had served its purposes as the tool that it is ... that is to inseminate, in vitro, the sense and feel of regardlessness into you,
   
   irregardlessly.
4. 2018-03-15 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   -wake up
   -stumble out of bed
   -grab one of my ten shirts that all look the same
   -grab one of my five pairs of jeans that all look the same
   -grab one of my twenty pairs of socks that all look the same
   -put these on
   -go to work
   -work
   -get home
   -take a shower
   -go to bed
   
   only time I shave or cut my hair is if it is annoying me, so twice a year, three times at most
5. 2018-03-15 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #105
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by MAL I've been watching you guys for 3 months know. You think people haven't helped me figure out who all the alts are? You think I haven't figured out some of my own?

   
   I think your premise is shit. Time to make a new puppet.
6. 2018-03-15 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL The term is regardless. Everyone always fucks that one up and I don't know why.
   
   https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irregardless

   
   Idiot. You're the one who has it wrong. Merriam webster > urbandictionary.
   
   https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
7. 2018-03-18 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Symbiote Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Number13 I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

   
   i do the same
8. 2018-03-18 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I've tried to follow a more comprehensive facial regimen, but I really prefer the simplicity of cleanser + moisturizer. My pores look like craters either way, and it can't really be helped much beyond just keeping them clean.
9. 2018-03-18 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Symbiote Yung Blood

   Originally posted by greenplastic Idiot. You're the one who has it wrong. Merriam webster > urbandictionary.
   
   https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

   
   irregardless is what niggers say
10. 2018-03-18 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't think it was suddenly agreed upon that it's a word, I think it was included in the dictionary because they try to accommodate colloquialisms, no matter how improper. That said, I used to say it often to aggravate one person in particular, so I can understand the impulse.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-03-18 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I am a hairy fucker. More so than I should be. My entire body is victim to HAIR....except for my head. Male Pattern Baldness is evident in my family and became so much so with me that I decided to adopt being bald. However, the rest of my body is a FOREST OF HAIR, truly. Once a month, I have to ask my wife to shave my back as I can't do it myself. The rest of me, I trim to a No. 1 on the trimmer and shave my genitals clean and smooth with a razor. I have a full beard and I maintain it graciously.
12. 2018-03-19 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #112
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Zanick I've tried to follow a more comprehensive facial regimen, but I really prefer the simplicity of cleanser + moisturizer. My pores look like craters either way, and it can't really be helped much beyond just keeping them clean.

    
    when i was a teenager id often use a tactical folding knife to exfoliate my face.
    
    and then when ceramic knives began to come out, i them instead.
    
    but recently i found out that the best way to really and thoroughly exfoliate your face or any other body part is a 3M green scouring pads.
    
    now my face is smooth and shiny even when its not oily and radiates with confidence.
13. 2018-03-19 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you the whole ceramic knife?
14. 2018-03-19 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #114
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    use.
15. 2018-03-19 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #115
    

    なに？ Yung Blood
    This body wash will change your life.
    
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0009MJE74/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_lI1RAbTKQ6NVA