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  1. #41
    Originally posted by NARCassist but the consumers use it for years, decades even.



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    Well I'm not the authority on the subject or anything, that was just totally pulled out of my ass. But let me get this straight - you are saying that skin care products could not help your skin?
  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i believe skin products are a vicious circle and the producers intend that. after using them for so long the chemicals start to affect the skin, of course they would. then people get hooked trying to use more or newer products constantly chasing the ideal that the adverts have sold them on. its like crack addicts chasing that first hit.



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  3. #43
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist but what else are they using?



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    Honestly idk and it's not like they would be honest anyway.
  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you might as well use drugs, least you get some pleasure out of it.



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  5. #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean have you seen the price of some of those products ffs? you could buy good drugs for what you spend on them.



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  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i had a bad drug habit i used to steal them sometimes and sell them to housewives and shit. i know they used to look down their nose at me for my habit. but the funny thing is they never even realized they had a habit too. at least i knew i had one, lol.



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  7. #47
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I brush my hair, with a hair brush. and shave every once in a while as I don't really have much facial hair growth and sometimes my middle school mustache starts to bother me.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Posting in a beta fag thread
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #49
    RisiR † 29 Autism
  10. #50
    Originally posted by NARCassist i believe skin products are a vicious circle and the producers intend that. after using them for so long the chemicals start to affect the skin, of course they would. then people get hooked trying to use more or newer products constantly chasing the ideal that the adverts have sold them on. its like crack addicts chasing that first hit.



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    lul
  11. #51
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by NARCassist when i had a bad drug habit i used to steal them sometimes and sell them to housewives and shit. i know they used to look down their nose at me for my habit. but the funny thing is they never even realized they had a habit too. at least i knew i had one, lol.



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    jedis.
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum I get my hair cut by someone close to me. I shave my face with the same razor I shave my balls. But I'm like you, I leave the chest alone. Happy trail gets cut to the longest setting on my razor. I typically shave my face once every week or two because I see no reason to shave it any more than that. Sometimes if it gets annoying I trim it more evenly, but I won't shave it down completely.

    I need a haircut soon though. Kinda wanna let it get long again. It's a real polarizing thing for women, I find. Either they hate it or love it and want to play with it.

    when i used to use the same razor on my face as everything else it would get too dull too quickly to do an acceptable job on my face.

    now i use one razor on my face and a different one on everything else. when the face-razor gets too dull for my face it goes to the everything-else job, and that blade gets trashed.
  13. #53
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock when i used to use the same razor on my face as everything else it would get too dull too quickly to do an acceptable job on my face.

    now i use one razor on my face and a different one on everything else. when the face-razor gets too dull for my face it goes to the everything-else job, and that blade gets trashed.

    I have also found that cycling razors in this manner conserves their longevity and keeps my body hair neat.
  14. #54
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jeremus Safety razor for shaving (no products, I just use water to shave).

    safety razors are for childrens, girls and faggots.

    real men use dangerous, non-safe, straight razors.
  15. #55
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i can't believe what i'n fucking reading. are you all girls or what?

    fucking faggots in this fred.

    i thot i finally found a post made by a man ....

    Originally posted by NARCassist still look good.

    look, see if you still have skin like this at 45


    but no.

    your just like the rest of them faggots.

    the only differences is that they buy off the shelf, commercially available metrosexual skincare products ...

    while you resort to druggs.
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  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader safety razors are for childrens, girls and faggots.

    real men use dangerous, non-safe, straight razors.

    bitch, i use chainsaw and weed-wacker with a serrated steel blade.
  17. #57
    Narc, we've seen your head. You definitely look 40ish.
  18. #58
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock when i used to use the same razor on my face as everything else it would get too dull too quickly to do an acceptable job on my face.

    now i use one razor on my face and a different one on everything else. when the face-razor gets too dull for my face it goes to the everything-else job, and that blade gets trashed.

    do you shave your armpits ???

  19. #59
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Narc, we've seen your head. You definitely look 40ish.

    45



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  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i thot i finally found a post made by a man ….



    but no.

    your just like the rest of them faggots.

    the only differences is that they buy off the shelf, commercially available metrosexual skincare products …

    while you resort to druggs.
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    i don't take the drugs to look good. just a happy side effect is all.



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