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  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i want him to kill himself so yea

    That's exactly my point. You don't hate him, you're bored and aggressive, so you troll the internet looking for people to push over the edge. Get help, dude.
  2. I'm so happy
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Jeremus I'm so happy

    I'm not. I seem to recall both of us made some effort years ago in hopes of preventing exactly this sort of behavior, and I see that we failed. It's not like he would really have considered the advice of people on a BBS, but I thought if we of all people think he has a problem, that he might reflect on that.
  4. Originally posted by Zanick That's exactly my point. You don't hate him, you're bored and aggressive, so you troll the internet looking for people to push over the edge. Get help, dude.

    retarded people are a drain on societies resources and mental health. if he killed himself it would be an altruistic act in a system theories way. i seriously view the life of these people similar to exterminating insects
  5. Originally posted by Zanick I'm not. I seem to recall both of us made some effort years ago in hopes of preventing exactly this sort of behavior, and I see that we failed. It's not like he would really have considered the advice of people on a BBS, but I thought if we of all people think he has a problem, that he might reflect on that.

    who me? who am i even?
  6. Originally posted by Jeremus I know. That's why I didn't say it was the best, I just gave it a shout out.

    I know about donuts, kid. Okay? Look into my eye when I'm talking to you. I know donuts. I know donuts better than you're ever going to know your father. Fuck your mother, I know donuts and you better believe it. So trust me when I say this:

    Voodoo Donuts is delicious as FUCK faggot.

    Admit it you fucking cocksuck, everything there is delicious.

    And yeah, of COURSE it's overpriced, it's fucking specialty handmade gourmet donuts, what the shit are you expecting? A nutritionally balanced breakfast for a reasonable price? It's an indulgence. This is not a fucking meal, it is a small hedonistic trade with Satan, wherein you shorten your lifespan by just that much, in return for a moment of pure hedonistic, existential bliss. Of course it's overpriced. It doesn't matter.

    they're good but way too sweet. one will make my stomach hurt.
  7. Originally posted by Zanick I'm not. I seem to recall both of us made some effort years ago in hopes of preventing exactly this sort of behavior, and I see that we failed. It's not like he would really have considered the advice of people on a BBS, but I thought if we of all people think he has a problem, that he might reflect on that.

    Oh yeah regarding Sploo, I'm actually really disappointed. He had so much potential. He could have been so smart, so charming, so handsome. He was supposed to be the next generation of totsean: fast, wise, witty, a little shady and a little prickly, a little edgy and hostile buit just so that it's endearing; a little maladpted, but a sweet kid at heart. We tried so hard to save him from this.

    He was supposed to bring balance to the force. He was to be the prototype, "the man" for the new wave of users he'd attract by being so cool that people literally came to the site to talk to him.

    But instead he turned into a retarded faggot.
  8. Originally posted by Jeremus Oh yeah regarding Sploo, I'm actually really disappointed. He had so much potential. He could have been so smart, so charming, so handsome. He was supposed to be the next generation of totsean: fast, wise, witty, a little shady and a little prickly, a little edgy and hostile buit just so that it's endearing; a little maladpted, but a sweet kid at heart. We tried so hard to save him from this.

    He was supposed to bring balance to the force. He was to be the prototype, "the man" for the new wave of users he'd attract by being so cool that people literally came to the site to talk to him.

    But instead he turned into a retarded faggot.

    this is some form of projection about me onto me that i cant define. thinly veiled dickriding maybe
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Yosh, thank you autism memory power. I recalled reading about this place while ago and they're supposed to have the best donuts in SoCal: https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-donut-man-glendora

    oh oh, malice, MALICE. You HAVE to go to oh those doughnuts while you're down there. That used to be my regular haunt in highschool. Don't get the doughnuts, they're mediocre, get the chicken tenders. I used to live on those things. Fuck, so many nights spend talking shit with my loser friends making myself sick on those delicious ass chicken tenders.
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    For those of us in the Totse activism subcommittee, Dfg is trying to fuck with our Reddit promotion.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, check this out. This was the shooting that happened right by my place a few years ago. I had to go under the police line to get in and from what I overheard I think the kids may have witnessed it. Fucked up.

    http://richmondstandard.com/2015/07/16/richmond-police-seek-publics-help-in-solving-broad-daylight-shooting-near-nevin-park-last-month/

    12 years ago, string of 4 shootings in a day: https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/RICHMOND-4-slain-in-sudden-rash-of-shootings-2487969.php

    http://richmondconfidential.org/2011/09/16/cops-bust-illegal-night-club-red-tag-building/

    β€œThe Iron Triangle is one of the most violent areas in the city,” she said. β€œA guy was just shot at the corner of 5th [outside the Nevin Center] in broad daylight while kids were playing basketball in the park nearby.”

    Dude, check out all these fucking stories: https://www.google.com/search?ei=h8msWprkJ4PhjAOl1bSwDQ&q=nevin++richmond+shooting&oq=nevin++richmond+shooting&gs_l=psy-ab.3...27790.27790.0.28134.1.1.0.0.0.0.153.153.0j1.1.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.0.0....0.btS66yRJO9I

    Man, I'm fucking telling you guys, some crazy fucking shit goes down in places like Richmond. It was actually ranked the 6th most dangerous city in the US around 2010. Some of those gangs are fucking insane. If you had actually lived there you would have known.

    That park, which I lived right by, was filled with homeless people and drug addicts. There were gangs right by there every single day. There were also large gatherings of black people, which led to the cops showing up multiple times, lots of fights. Once I saw a black guy with a gun in his hand chasing after another black guy. A recycling center was also right by, which drew a lot of undesirables. Probably turf battles going on.

    I'm almost done writing about the entire series of events, up to 12 pages now, and I'm going to try to get as much attention as possible so I can piece together what the fuck was going on and look into legal action into the place where the staff abused me so that no one will go through this again, because they could easily be pushing people to suicide or at least causing serious psychological harm to people that are experiencing psychiatric emergencies. I at least want there to be an investigation.

    I have a plan to potentially be able to prove what happened. I'm not staying silent, I'm going to blow their fucking cover.
  12. lole
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This is pretty much how Lanny's ideal government would turn out: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/84u7ez/china_to_bar_people_with_bad_social_credit_from/?st=jev3pr8f&sh=eb245df2

    This is probably exactly the kind of thing he would eventually end up doing once power had sufficiently corrupted and emboldened him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus lole

    Lives in fucking Canada of all places. Get a load of this street veteran.

    I'm going to track you down and judo slam you one day, sploo. Mark my words.
  15. im an eyesmoker
  16. ur an eyesmoker
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice This is pretty much how Lanny's ideal government would turn out: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/84u7ez/china_to_bar_people_with_bad_social_credit_from/?st=jev3pr8f&sh=eb245df2

    This is probably exactly the kind of thing he would eventually end up doing once power had sufficiently corrupted and emboldened him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign

    Your understanding of my political ideology is very poor
  18. i believe in zaj
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    TFW WTFFFFFFF ???





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  20. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist TFW WTFFFFFFF ???





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    I didn't know you felt about me NARC. πŸ˜–

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