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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-15 at 7:07 PM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 7:14 PM UTCyou should definitely start finding out as much as you can about this no good cunt now casper, in case you need it in future, its quite possible. especially find out if he's got family he cares anything about. threatening people like that is next to useless but threatening people he loves can often make them think.
also consider getting some strong fent off the darknet and go round there and offer him a bag of 'medium strength normal street heroin' to fuck off out of there, give him the gear then leave. shoulda done it while she was at the hotel last night, but while she's at work will do. cops ain't gonna give two fucks for an OD that has clearly injected himself, know what i mean?
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2018-03-15 at 7:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist you should definitely start finding out as much as you can about this no good cunt now casper, in case you need it in future, its quite
also consider getting some strong fent off the darknet and go round there and offer him a bag of 'medium strength normal street heroin' to fuck off out of there, give him the gear then leave. shoulda done it while she was at the hotel last night, but while she's at work will do. cops ain't gonna give two fucks for an OD that has clearly injected himself, know what i mean?
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This idea does go hard AF. Ain't even gonna lie I've thought about "forgetting" a gram of heroin heavily laced with fent at certain people's houses. -
2018-03-15 at 7:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Oh. And since im sure inquiring minds want to know…. She says she hasnt slept with him in at least 6 months. He says shes fucking disgusting and doesnt even want to fuck her, but he still hangs around and causes trouble to try to extort drug money. Her doctor mother who is in town till today, made her go get tested and shes fine. Apparently a couple weeks ago, the junkie ex called her into the bathroom bc he couldnt hit his vein….and when she walked in he stabbed her in the wrist with a syringe full of dirty water. Seriously. Thats what kind of dude he is. According to her of course. I stopped dealing with him as soon as she texted me. But he definitely seems like a piece of shit all around.
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2018-03-15 at 7:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist you should definitely start finding out as much as you can about this no good cunt now casper, in case you need it in future, its quite possible. especially find out if he's got family he cares anything about. threatening people like that is next to useless but threatening people he loves can often make them think.
also consider getting some strong fent off the darknet and go round there and offer him a bag of 'medium strength normal street heroin' to fuck off out of there, give him the gear then leave. shoulda done it while she was at the hotel last night, but while she's at work will do. cops ain't gonna give two fucks for an OD that has clearly injected himself, know what i mean?
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Is this how your hooker ex gf's ex died? -
2018-03-15 at 7:26 PM UTCYou kbow a situation is fucked when you ever are talking about an ex's ex.
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2018-03-15 at 7:27 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 8:37 PM UTCThere's a girl in a kimono (she looks really pretty, not that I care) advertising the Japanese culture/anime club outside. Should I go mess with her? I need an answer quick.
I'm thinking about walking by with my phone playing Hitorigoto from Eromanga Sensei.
Another option is to go to her with my laptop and say, "I'm thinking about joining, but in my experience most members of anime clubs tend to be amateurs with poor taste. Do determine whether or not it may be worth joining, I have a simple question: Do you know who this is?"
Then I open my backpack to reveal my Eromanga Sensei wallpaper and point to Sagiri with a pen.
If she knows who it is I'm going to be like, "I've finally found my people."
I just ignored her the first time because I've consistently heard that anime clubs in school tend to be fucking terrible and the people are generally the kind you would never want to be friends with. I also really wish I was wearing a hardcore weeb shirt.
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2018-03-15 at 8:39 PM UTCI think she'll be very confused, and likely insulted. You should just ask her what kind of anime she likes. You don't need a strategy for this interaction, just a question.
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2018-03-15 at 8:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist also consider getting some strong fent off the darknet and go round there and offer him a bag of 'medium strength normal street heroin' to fuck off out of there, give him the gear then leave. shoulda done it while she was at the hotel last night, but while she's at work will do. cops ain't gonna give two fucks for an OD that has clearly injected himself, know what i mean?
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Feel free to ignore this for legal reasons, but have you done this sort of thing before? -
2018-03-15 at 8:44 PM UTCEvery single day I just want to die. I can't get away from it no matter what. Fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 8:46 PM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 9:05 PM UTCI tried and failed.
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2018-03-15 at 9:20 PM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 9:25 PM UTCI just came across the greatest t-shirts I've ever seen. Absolutely masterpieces, art. I think these could win me a lot of friends. What do you guys think?
https://imgur.com/a/TyAPr
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2018-03-15 at 9:27 PM UTCI think that’s a fucking awful shirt
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2018-03-15 at 9:28 PM UTCSuper Saiyan dad and V for Vegeta are hilarious. The 'that which does not kill me should run' is by far the cringiest and most impactful. You should get that one. Dye your hair green for added effect.
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2018-03-15 at 9:29 PM UTCActually, bleach it and dye it blonde-yellow. Then spike it up. Try to get a sleeveless version. You will be unstoppable.
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2018-03-15 at 9:31 PM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 9:32 PM UTCWell. I hope it is. Malice has shown fondness for some ugly ass shit.
