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2018-03-15 at 2:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Last text I got "I know youre busy and I know this is sudden so if you cant come its totally okay I promise. But i want you to see me in the dress I bought. And even if you walk in just before we go home, If I get to leave on your arm Ill be happy."
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Damn, shawty fuckin with you! I'd just go and roll with telling them I sell antiques. Don't pay the bill at some shit you were invited to, but at least soft-offer. -
2018-03-15 at 2:28 AM UTCPlease tell me this is the first woman who's needed your help that you coincidentally became romantically involved with. I'm not judging, but if you're trying to save this girl, tell me now.
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2018-03-15 at 2:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Her ex is a manipulative, abusive loser junkie fuck who beats up the chick who was letting him live with her rent free in West LA, and buying his drugs, cigarettes, clothes, for the past year +. Im trying to avoid confrontation because sometikmes things arent as simple as just beating someone up (and with as fucked up and out of shape as I am, theres a chance he might even get the best of me, but Ive taken my share of punches). He broke into her apartment again this morning and shes been trying to get LAPD to get him out all day. They still havent. If hes still there when we get back from dinner, Im going to find it very hard not to do something. But im worried if I threaten him or beat him up he might come by when Im not there and hurt her even worse.
I offer my services of muscle
I also paint houses if requested ;)
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2018-03-15 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 2:30 AM UTCWhen she told you to lie to her parents, was it your idea or hers?
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2018-03-15 at 2:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws By sticking I mean sticking his penis in her vagina, not his fist in her face. Well maybe that too I guess
I dont think so. Ive told her time and time again if shes still with him or has feelings for him, that i wont be any less friendly, or do any less to help her. Shes kind of in battered wife mode with him right now. Shes still in contact with him more than id like, but idk why shed be inviting me to stuff like this otherwise. -
2018-03-15 at 2:32 AM UTC
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2018-03-15 at 2:33 AM UTCOh my god she’s still fucking him...
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2018-03-15 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Please tell me this is the first woman who's needed your help that you coincidentally became romantically involved with. I'm not judging, but if you're trying to save this girl, tell me now.
I help a lot of people. But shes pretty much pursued me the entire way. I told her I was still all fucked up and using half the time, and I dont want to be in another sid & nancy relationship. Requiem for a Dream seemed romantic when I was 14 but once youve lived it, its the last thing you want. No... Im not doing any more than Id do for anyone else. I do wonder how clouded my judgement is by the fact that this is the first girl who's shown such serious interest in me in such a long time. The chicks I talk to on a regular basis are often (literally) straight up hookers and might as well be dudes. I dont know. Ive tried everything to avoid this but its just kind of happened. And it feels nice, even though Im a pessimist and I feel like Im opening myself up to some feelsbadman. And like I said Im completely cognizant of the fact that she might just be latching on to the first guy to come around and treat her well. -
2018-03-15 at 2:39 AM UTCMight?? She’s giving out more puss than your local animal rescue my dude
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2018-03-15 at 2:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Oh my god she’s still fucking him…
You fucking idiot
I mean if she was shes not my fucking wife. Shes paying me- im not buying her anything or doing her any favors that lut me out in a real way. But its a weird scenario all around. But if I wanted to be completely objective and detatched, I could say that If I get something out of this and it costs me nothing, whats the harm? -
2018-03-15 at 2:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by GHOSTFACE I mean if she was shes not my fucking wife. Shes paying me- im not buying her anything or doing her any favors that lut me out in a real way. But its a weird scenario all around. But if I wanted to be completely objective and detatched, I could say that If I get something out of this and it costs me nothing, whats the harm?
The harm would be the aforementioned feelsbadmans. -
2018-03-15 at 2:49 AM UTCMan, sometimes it's just good to mix it up. At least find out why this is a bad idea and score some sweet puss!
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2018-03-15 at 2:49 AM UTCI acknowledge I could be completely wrong. But according to her, she refuses to even be in the same room with him. He just wont leave the apartment until she buys him drugs. Then he'll disappear for a few days and then break in again when shes not home and steal her shit and pawn it. When he is there, he just locks himself in the bathroom for 10 or 18 hours shooting goofballs. Then when hes dopesick hell storm around the house demanding money and breaking shit. He leaves syringes and pookies n shit everywhere, squirting blood on the walls. It seems like she pretty well hates him, though I do have reservations.
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2018-03-15 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by GHOSTFACE I acknowledge I could be completely wrong. But according to her, she refuses to even be in the same room with him. He just wont leave the apartment until she buys him drugs. Then he'll disappear for a few days and then break in again when shes not home and steal her shit and pawn it. When he is there, he just locks himself in the bathroom for 10 or 18 hours shooting goofballs. Then when hes dopesick hell storm around the house demanding money and breaking shit. He leaves syringes and pookies n shit everywhere, squirting blood on the walls. It seems like she pretty well hates him, though I do have reservations.
That kinda makes no sense fam. -
2018-03-15 at 2:52 AM UTCI feel like I walk a fine line between thirst mode and getting feelsbadman that way and going too far into being an asshole and getting feelsbadman that way.
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2018-03-15 at 2:53 AM UTCEven if she ended up going back to him in a month, Id take some netflix and making out, and some good middle-school style finger action and pussy eatin. Swooped that niggas bitch. Got some shit to make her vegan hot chocolate (shes not actually a faggy vegan, she just has a bunch of gnarly food allergies). Pullin out the top-tier game.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 2:55 AM UTCI feel like you're jaded enough to come out just fine on the other end of whatever could possibly happen.
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2018-03-15 at 2:56 AM UTCIt sounds like your expectations are well-defined. How exactly did she instruct you on dealing with her parents at this dinner?
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2018-03-15 at 2:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That kinda makes no sense fam.
He lost his job bc hes a junkie. Hes essentially homeless. But according to the law in CA, after 14 days, youre officially a "tenant", whether or not youre on the lease. So the police havent been able to remove him or anything. She finally got a restraining order but he violates it and by the time the police drag their asses out there, hes wandered of to find more meth.
