How do you groom yourself?

1. 2018-03-14 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #81
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel A classy gal like you doesn't need to do much when you have a guy that will tongue lick you clean I bet.

   
   I heard all girls flick the bean/tickle the taco.
2. 2018-03-14 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I heard all girls flick the bean/tickle the taco.

   
   Does that count as grooming?
3. 2018-03-14 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #83
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by MAL Does that count as grooming?

   
   Yes of course. Grooming for dicks.
4. 2018-03-14 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL - Hair color every 4 months
   - Hair cuts every 5 or 6
   - Eyebrow waxing and bikini waxing every 2 -3 weeks
   - I do my own pedi’s and mani’s now that I’m trying to save for a bigger down payment on a house.
   - Exfoliate face every night
   - Try to exfoliate my whole body in the shower once a week
   - Cleanse face twice a day, moisturize twice a day, brush teeth twice a day and floss in the car on the way to work
   
   And then obviously makeup to varying degrees depending on what I’m doing that day.

   
   ^transgender fantasy
5. 2018-03-14 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^transgender fantasy

   
   Huh? I’m a cis pan woman. Not trans.
6. 2018-03-14 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL You guys are cute. Idk why you had to come for me so hard last night, Scron.

   
   Who? My name is something Squirrel bitch get it right
7. 2018-03-14 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Who? My name is something Squirrel bitch get it right

   
   Uhhh, I have it on good authority that you are in fact Scron.
8. 2018-03-15 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL Uhhh, I have it on good authority that you are in fact Scron.

   
   Because some bitch that got raped in Austin by Bill Krozby would even know there was a scron.
9. 2018-03-15 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #89
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCRON
   
   
   
   .
10. 2018-03-15 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCRON
    
    
    
    .

    
    
11. 2018-03-15 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    theyre in my head op!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. 2018-03-15 at 1 AM UTC

    #92
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    who is in whose head
13. 2018-03-15 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #93
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    no i was going more for the classic jack nicholson effect
    
    
    
    i wanted it to have some punch.
    
    
    
    .
14. 2018-03-15 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist no i was going more for the classic jack nicholson effect
    
    
    
    i wanted it to have some punch.
    
    
    
    .

    
    I was going for realistic
15. 2018-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #95
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but i wanna punch the bitch
    
    
    
    .
16. 2018-03-15 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    LOL these memes
17. 2018-03-15 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because some bitch that got raped in Austin by Bill Krozby would even know there was a scron.

    
    I've been watching you guys for 3 months know. You think people haven't helped me figure out who all the alts are? You think I haven't figured out some of my own?
18. 2018-03-15 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #98
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader do you shave your armpits ???
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    i pick whichever answer will get you most bent out of shape.
19. 2018-03-15 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #99
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock i pick whichever answer will get you most bent out of shape.

    
    irregardless.
    
    you now sleeps knowing one more uncomfortable truth.
20. 2018-03-15 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader irregardless.
    
    you now sleeps knowing one more uncomfortable truth.

    
    The term is regardless. Everyone always fucks that one up and I don't know why.
    
    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irregardless