The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-14 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #3801
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Zanick Enter tried to expose CF for something or other and PM'd §m£ÂgØL to lend his testimony. Little did he know, CF predicted this correspondence and asked a drunk §m£ÂgØL to forward the PM when it arrived. The conversation was screenshotted, Enter was humiliated, and there was a huge going away thread full of butthurt.

   
   lol, I didn't know the background, just enter's going away thread. That's some 20D chess shit right there.
2. 2018-03-14 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #3802
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Maybe he is just a faggot beta lackey troll, or maybe he was actually in on a conspiracy to defraud the entire user base and annihilate you in the process. Maybe the truth lies somewhere between these possibilities. We won't know until we have a screenshot to evaluate.

   
   So what you're saying is...
3. 2018-03-14 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #3803
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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   　ベーッ椅椅ギ
   Ｔ　ＨＥ　ーサベ
   Ｌ　ＯＧ　Ｓ　泳曖ユ
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Zanick
4. 2018-03-14 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #3804
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ?
5. 2018-03-14 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #3805
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   代表FALCONはIMEを見つかった
6. 2018-03-14 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #3806
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † Niggas frontin' they got him to say "dung", lol. Did anybody even know itdoesn't require the term on its own? Nah.

   
   lol i remember trying to get hydro to say sandwich and she spelt it wrong and got away with it.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-15 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #3807
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Maybe he is just a faggot beta lackey troll, or maybe he was actually in on a conspiracy to defraud the entire user base and annihilate you in the process. Maybe the truth lies somewhere between these possibilities. We won't know until we have a screenshot to evaluate.

   
   Your will is showing
8. 2018-03-15 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #3808
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to start selling "cure your own autism" kits containing a vape pen, PG, and 10 grams of AM-2201
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   • RestStop
9. 2018-03-15 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #3809
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I've been feeling like this recently
   
   
   
   Especially when I be up in the strip club.
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   • RestStop, 
   • Lanny, 
   • RisiR †
10. 2018-03-15 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #3810
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shit nigger oh motherfucking sdhit I am hnigh as fuck
11. 2018-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #3811
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I understand methposting now
12. 2018-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #3812
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    where the ho's at?
13. 2018-03-15 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #3813
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda where the ho's at?

    
    if you're a pure white panda wouldn't that make you a polar bear?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-03-15 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #3814
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    No just a albino panda with HIV
15. 2018-03-15 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #3815
    GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Ive finally been forced into a lame alt. The shame.
16. 2018-03-15 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #3816
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ha! What happened
17. 2018-03-15 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #3817
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I've been feeling like this recently
    
    
    
    Especially when I be up in the strip club.

    
    Gotta admit this shit does ding. I fucks with it.
18. 2018-03-15 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #3818
    GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Zanick jedied me over with taboo. I was not aware you could have the word in question be a part of the other word.
19. 2018-03-15 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #3819
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Zanick jedied me over with taboo. I was not aware you could have the word in question be a part of the other word.

    
    It's not supposed to work like that but Lanny is an incompetent jedi.
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-03-15 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #3820
    GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Anyway the girl ive been talking to out of nowhere tells me her parents are visiting and she wants me to come to dinner with them tonight at some super high priced steakhouse in west hollywood. Not gonna lie im fuckin trippin. Her mother is a doctor and father a psychologist- both Harvard educated. I dont know how to work around the subject of dropping out of community college to be a heroin addict and sell drugs for the last 10 years, and be back living at my childhood home at the age of 29.
    Like....their daughter is an actress, a model. When she nearly died, after being in the hospital for 13 months, she took it upon herself to start studying for and aced the MCAT.
    
    I havent dated in forever, and I certainly havent had to deaL with parents in forever. Do I say im working and just show up for dessert? Do I offer to pay the bill (The entrees are between $50 and $100). I had to go out and buy fucking dress shoes and a button up since my other shit shrank. Ugh. Fucking hate this shit. After smashing up the beamer, this is kind of not the stress i needed this week.
    
    Last text I got "I know youre busy and I know this is sudden so if you cant come its totally okay I promise. But i want you to see me in the dress I bought. And even if you walk in just before we go home, If I get to leave on your arm Ill be happy."
    
    :(