You know what on second thought Hayley Williams isn't that good looking.
Originally posted by greenplastic
i don't believe scron is off the meth for one second
Whatever, I don't even have any weed right now. Where the fuck would I get drugs when I don't know anyone here and I got HTS's parents up my ass every day?. We made a decision to stay sober until we move, they even went to Mexico for a week and all we did is drink.
We are moving on Tuesday though and I'll be going hard then.
This is me sober posting (I'm actually pretty fucking fast and smart when I'm not on a million drugs) people that know me IRL have a hard time believing I even smoke weed.
This is what I'm like on meth
In my dreamz I was told "The Rulez of Zaint Zattex day have been revealed to you scrawny" apparently Zaint zattex day isn't a day at all, its the entire 90 day big brother Canada season.
Also I found the Zimmy, its location was also revealed to me. I still need to find that zhard I dropped.. It was medium sized. I fear it may have been crushed in the heat of Zaint zattex lastnight. Hiding drugs always leads to such clumsy mezz. Thats right folks I gotta hot date with some eyeballs to the carpet action examine every particle in the room until I deem it unfindable.
Happy Zaint Zattex day everyone!. Its blizzarding outzide which is perfect for Zaint zattex.
As I approached the bus I saw it turn the corner and for a brief moment I considered quickly dashing away, skipping the bus, phoning my friend waking him up to drive me to work. I cannot take the bus when I am on polyzubstance abuse.. All I do I sweat and puke and spill coffee and make a huge zcene.. Too many people in a small enclosed space. It would be fine if it was just me I could zit in the back, open a window and ztealth puke but when its a fucking mobile rattex trap on wheels with people on every seat and people standing shoulder to shoulder you can not do a fucking but sit there like a rat in a cage
I formulated some plan before I zlept to stop redosing until Friday but its still Zaint zattex day so I dont know anymore.
Happy zattex to all. Zaint zattex day is the time of year when you are most likely to score tech. All you gotta do is walk around a bad area high on bundy with triangles on the mind. Its easy, if I can pull a front page flush out of my ass so can you
The night started off so harmless.
I got home and downed a box of zimmmies, went for a walk to the drug store to get bundyX gelcaps cuz CCC is killing me. The shit hits me in the store and I start to pour sweat and my pupils are giant, managed to get 3 boxes of gelcaps and 4 arizona green teas. I am carrying these tea heading home and suddenly…
Some drunk dude sitting on a bus bench drinking a beer says some drunken slurred words to me and im like "what?" and he says "Can I have a ciggarette?" i gave him a smoke and sat down on the bench because I was tripping the FUCK out.
This guy tells me he is in the hells angels and hes so drunk he can barely walk, I gave him like $10 in coins so he could buy beer, his name is Les. But he also asks to use my phone and dial a number to call his brother Danny and im like shure man I don't give a fuck and then he says to me "We have a pallet of guns and cocaine coming in I gotta call my brother" and he had a piece of paper with a phone number and "Danny" written at the top.
Danny didn't pick up the phone and suddenly this native guy rolls up on a bicycle and says this is his first time in the city but he knows Les by name and apparently they went to Jail together lol wtf?. Then Les pulls out thhis piece of paper and hands it tot me and i open it up and its an insurance claim for $3000 for a car accident or some shit with LESTER GORDON FREEMAN written at the top and im like wtf dude.
Then for no reason at all I say "HEY MAN GOT ANY TECH?" and suddenly the native guy and Les are talking about how there is a guy at the bar with an 8 ball the size of your fist and im like wut. Then he said "Phone the guy man!" and I said "What guy?" and the native guy said "Danny!" and im like how does he know Danny? and they both tell me to phone danny so I ring him up and the phone is turned off.
Les says "THATS DRUNK FUCK IS PLAYING THE SLOTS I KNOW IT!" and then the native guy talks to me privately he says "hey man if you need tek i know a girl shes pretty too" and im like fucking call her up mate, i keep thinking this guy is gonna run away with either my phone or cash so I want to stick with Les to find Tek but I let the native guy use my phone.
He calls the girl and says he has to go meet her somewhere? He says "watch my bag" and goes off, im like wtf im tripping out that guy was not legit. Then Les asks for another ciggarrette and I give it to him, he tries to get me to go to the bar he says he only smokes and drinks. I tried to smoke a joint with him but he wouldnt do it.
For some reason I decide to call the number of the girl and some mexican/colombian woman starts swearing at me asking where the fuck I am and then she hung up on me. I decided to wait there longer and the native guy came back and a bunch of other people that knew les came by and there was this toothless hooker that barely spoke english and I kept giving her ciggarretttes and calling her beautiful. She just walked on the bus with no money or anything lol. The native guy starts looking real nervous/sketch he says to give him the money and he will leave his bike and im like holy fuck this is really going down, so I give him the money.
He comes back with a huge grin on his face and walks into the bus shelter thing me and Les were chillin in and says "SCOOOOOOOOOOORE" and im like no way. Of course he wants some, so does everyone else, and theres a lot of people here. So I say "I gotta go meet my friends" the native guy tries to follow me but I was wandering too far from Crack Ave so he got sussed out and ditched me. Now all I had to worry about was the cops.
I saw SO MANY FUCKING POLICE maybe 20 or so cars/van/truck even a helicopter but I was in the heart of the city at a bus stop I was sitting there for 2 and a half Hours tripping the fuck out on bundy waiting for big brother to start and somehow I scored tech. what the fuck.
I am never doing this again lol so fucking sketchy, darknet is where its at.
Also im tripping really hard on CCC and I have like a dozen missed calls on my phone from some guy named danny and all these angry text messages. Such a heat score
