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2018-03-13 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Something Squirrel My penis needs a hug
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2018-03-13 at 11:56 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 11:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about changing majors and trying to get into investment banking. I really just want more money, and my divergent thinking and other autistic powers could make me a force to be reckoned with. You're in the financial sector, Lanny, what's your opinion on this?
To be honest, computer programming for the financial sector seems like pretty unfulfilling, tedious, monotonous, soul crushing work; at least when it goes on for years, let alone decades.
I'm also planning on claiming I'm transgender to increase my chances of getting into a good college. I'll go as far as to cross dress, wearing makeup and a wig, as well as lying to a therapist/psychologist if I have to. After I get in I'll just drop the act. "Oh, it turns out I may not have been transgender after all! I may simply be gender fluid and I'm currently going through a masculine phase."
You should set up a meeting with your school counselor and the department chair for your major. They can help you figure out the best moves to land a stellar job in the financial sector upon graduation. It would really just take one good, relatively normal conversation for the faculty at your school to recognize that you possess unusual intellectual gifts, Malice. But don't mention autistic powers, that kind of thing makes neurotypicals uncomfortable. -
2018-03-13 at 11:59 PM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick You should set up a meeting with your school counselor and the department chair for your major. They can help you figure out the best moves to land a stellar job in the financial sector upon graduation. It would really just take one good, relatively normal conversation for the faculty at your school to recognize that you possess unusual intellectual gifts, Malice. But don't mention autistic powers, that kind of thing makes neurotypicals uncomfortable.
I'm still not sure how you're lead to believe Malice is particularly intelligent. -
2018-03-14 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus I'm still not sure how you're lead to believe Malice is particularly intelligent.
His overall literacy, coupled with a strong economy of language and concepts that I have observed over the years, suggests to me that he is capable of more than he allows himself to admit here. With the right support, I think that he can do great things. -
2018-03-14 at 12:09 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick His overall literacy, coupled with a strong economy of language and concepts that I have observed over the years, suggests to me that he is capable of more than he allows himself to admit here. With the right support, I think that he can do great things.
You're describing most people of an above average intelligence. I think he's probably pretty smart, I just don't get "exceptional". He sounds like your standard pseudointellectual to me. -
2018-03-14 at 12:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice You are not a genius, sploo. You have demonstrated no ability to actually utilize your alleged cognitive prowess, to produce anything of value.
Before you respond, please note that I have never claimed to be a genius and have always been brutally honest about my severe faults and deficits.
Absolutely delusional. Can you imagine being 30 and still bragging about the scores you received on online IQ tests, having nothing else?
Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s weird hearing a dysfunctional wreck who’s currently in state-mandated psychological therapy tell me how he’s more successful than me.
My intelligence is continuously verified in real world scenarios on a near daily basis. I literally get paid a large amount of money to be smart in a highly competitve, fast-paced environment.
yeah. triggered.
ive repeatedly demonstrated my intelligence at least to malice by demonstrating how retarded you are on a daily basis. fox paws is just an insignificant nothing human. yeah my IQ is 150-160, yeah you can whine about my objective superiority, wont change the facts.
i already know. rationalizations only expose your weaknesses. -
2018-03-14 at 12:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus yeah. triggered.
ive repeatedly demonstrated my intelligence at least to malice by demonstrating how retarded you are on a daily basis. fox paws is just an insignificant nothing human. yeah my IQ is 150-160, yeah you can whine about my objective superiority, wont change the facts.
i already know. rationalizations only expose your weaknesses.
Have you demonstrated your intelligence with a deposit slip? -
2018-03-14 at 12:22 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus yeah. triggered.
ive repeatedly demonstrated my intelligence at least to malice by demonstrating how retarded you are on a daily basis. fox paws is just an insignificant nothing human. yeah my IQ is 150-160, yeah you can whine about my objective superiority, wont change the facts.
i already know. rationalizations only expose your weaknesses.
Hey tell us again about that time you got arrested and involuntarily committed. Fuckin freak. -
2018-03-14 at 12:25 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:25 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:25 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 12:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Have you demonstrated your intelligence with a deposit slip?
no. never.
its funny how people here will boast about their intelligence, then i point out theres like a 99% chance i'm more intelligent than them backed by statistics, then they try to form an argument against my aptitude by conflating it with factors that aren't intelligence.
hurrrrr you're not smart you have no work ethic!!!!
no shit im a total fucking degenerate scum horrible person and i love every moment of it and i fucked your mom and im still better than you in a wide variety of aspects -
2018-03-14 at 12:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Stfu rat:
Originally posted by Something Squirrel When I got arrested for arson I rattex'd hardcore and told the police all about the weed conspiracy insurance scam worth a million dollars while I was high as fuck on a lot of drugs and picked up with morphine and a tech pipe so they just let me go
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2018-03-14 at 12:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus no. never.
its funny how people here will boast about their intelligence, then i point out theres like a 99% chance i'm more intelligent than them backed by statistics, then they try to form an argument against my aptitude by conflating it with factors that aren't intelligence.
hurrrrr you're not smart you have no work ethic!!!!
no shit im a total fucking degenerate scum horrible person and i love every moment of it and i fucked your mom and im still better than you in a wide variety of aspects
How many days rent will that image pay?
