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2018-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
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2018-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAx9h_R23PQ
i meant to post this lol.
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2018-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice There is no fucking way in hell I don't have Asperger's. I did an enormous amount of introspection/reflection, aided by my unusual long-term memory,…
Lanny, do you remember that time I made a thread about an old thread you had made about a porn video? It was two girls in their late teens/early 20s fooling around a bit in a dressing room. You edited it to say "Voyeurism is a sin", but fortunately there was either a cached or archived version available. I think I was trying to provide evidence that you were lying about being a girl. You're excuse was just that you "thought it was kind of sweet". There was also that time I was attempting to make the case that you were a pedophile, but that was just trolling.
Hey, imagine how good of a detective I would be. I was the first to independently discover that Sophie was psychomantis, which he denied until he was no longer able to weasel out of it. Literally read every single post of his on Long Live Zoklet. Great memory, heightened senses, obsession, divergent thinking, pattern recognition etc. Sherlock Holmes is actually referred to as a model of a fictional character who may be on the spectrum. Of course IRL it isn't anywhere near as fun and shit just gets old.
…and it's simply un-fucking-deniable.
Suppose that these doctors were all well-regarded in their fields and they came to the incontrovertible conclusion that you autism has all been a fabrication - how do you expect you'd handle this news? -
2018-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice There is no fucking way in hell I don't have Asperger's. I did an enormous amount of introspection/reflection, aided by my unusual long-term memory,…
Lanny, do you remember that time I made a thread about an old thread you had made about a porn video? It was two girls in their late teens/early 20s fooling around a bit in a dressing room. You edited it to say "Voyeurism is a sin", but fortunately there was either a cached or archived version available. I think I was trying to provide evidence that you were lying about being a girl. You're excuse was just that you "thought it was kind of sweet". There was also that time I was attempting to make the case that you were a pedophile, but that was just trolling.
Hey, imagine how good of a detective I would be. I was the first to independently discover that Sophie was psychomantis, which he denied until he was no longer able to weasel out of it. Literally read every single post of his on Long Live Zoklet. Great memory, heightened senses, obsession, divergent thinking, pattern recognition etc. Sherlock Holmes is actually referred to as a model of a fictional character who may be on the spectrum. Of course IRL it isn't anywhere near as fun and shit just gets old.
…and it's simply un-fucking-deniable.
yeah... Mal-Mal is autistic as fuck... case in point. -
2018-03-09 at 10:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Never had problems crossing floor surfaces, like from wood to carpet (lol)
Well, of course people with autism don't experience every symptom. It's a spectrum, the symptoms and severity of symptoms can vary immensely.
Admit it, does the list seem eerily fitting to you? You know, allegedly about 1/5th of children with Asperger's may not even qualify once they become adults. The reason is that you can learn to compensate and pass off as normal, although you'll probably seem a bit quirky/eccentric to people that really know you, but of course there are quirky non-autistic individuals.
There is the theory that you have a form of "good autism" due to having loving parents/a good home environment and social experience and shit. -
2018-03-09 at 10:45 PM UTCHey hydro, can I post the literotica that bipolar sent me? I think we'd all get a good laugh over your sexualization of colostrum. And the maeiusophilia, of course.
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2018-03-09 at 10:46 PM UTCAutism is a fake made up thing for atypical personalities and people good at solving puzzles and stuff so they can give them drugs and control people that think differently.
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2018-03-09 at 10:48 PM UTCAsk Bipolar too. I need both of your permissions before I will post it. He said no, but maybe you can convince him?
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2018-03-09 at 10:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice There is the theory that you have a form of "good autism" due to having loving parents/a good home environment and social experience and shit.
I had a classmate like this in high school. He was one of the nicest guys I knew; joined every club and every team. You could plainly tell he didn't understand socializing at all, but he put himself out there every day and made it a point to be kind and friendly to everyone. This attitude got him far. He even had a couple of girlfriends, all of whom ran screaming after no more than two weeks. I'm not sure what he's doing now. The last time I saw him, he lectured me for smoking. -
2018-03-09 at 10:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Suppose that these doctors were all well-regarded in their fields and they came to the incontrovertible conclusion that you autism has all been a fabrication - how do you expect you'd handle this news?
It's simple. There are issues with asymmetrical information and I would likely know more about Asperger's than they do, I would certainly know more and have a better understanding of myself. Anyone who came to that conclusion would simply be wrong. -
2018-03-09 at 10:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Well, one reason is that you told me when you first started that you fucked a big black schizophrenic dude. And recently, "Lawrence" has texted poc, since you gave him his number. He wants to fuck you again.
Question though, will you still give him the old rate of 50/h or will you put your foot down and demand you're worth more?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I did have a friend who's black and schizophrenic, but his name isn't Lawrence, and I've never slept with him in my life. That dude is my friend, he's a good guy, and he usually visits a couple times a month to just say hi and shit. I sometimes take him to his doctor appointments when I can and he needs a ride. He's the ex husband of a friend of mine, ad currently living with another friend.
Granted, I am a prostitute, but you all definitely have your shit mixed up. -
2018-03-09 at 10:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It's simple. There are issues with asymmetrical information and I would likely know more about Asperger's than they do, I would certainly know more and have a better understanding of myself. Anyone who came to that conclusion would simply be wrong.
So you don't think there's a way you could be wrong about your diagnosis? That's not a scientific assessment, then. Doctors know so much because they acknowledge the fallibility of their claims. Do you really think you can self-report more accurately than a seasoned psychiatrist can diagnose an illness born by literally hundreds of other patients who see them? It's almost like you prefer to have autism. -
2018-03-09 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I don't even know what you're talking about.
I did have a friend who's black and schizophrenic, but his name isn't Lawrence, and I've never slept with him in my life. That dude is my friend, he's a good guy, and he usually visits a couple times a month to just say hi and shit. I sometimes take him to his doctor appointments when I can and he needs a ride. He's the ex husband of a friend of mine, ad currently living with another friend.
Granted, I am a prostitute, but you all definitely have your shit mixed up.
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2018-03-09 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Well, of course people with autism don't experience every symptom. It's a spectrum, the symptoms and severity of symptoms can vary immensely.
Admit it, does the list seem eerily fitting to you? You know, allegedly about 1/5th of children with Asperger's may not even qualify once they become adults. The reason is that you can learn to compensate and pass off as normal, although you'll probably seem a bit quirky/eccentric to people that really know you, but of course there are quirky non-autistic individuals.
There is the theory that you have a form of "good autism" due to having loving parents/a good home environment and social experience and shit.
Not at all, the most socially well adjusted person probably experienced a few things on that list as a child. Some highlights:
- Emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time.
- Intolerance to certain food textures, colors or the way they are presented on the plate
- Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason
- Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded
- Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school
- Resistance or inability to follow directions
Like have you ever seen a child? This is every kid ever. Maybe there's a matter of degree but degree isn't mentioned here, making this a garbage diagnostic resoruce.
And you know what? All diagnostic criteria, for adults as well, looks like this. Vague, relative to some unspecified typical behavior, profoundly subjective. -
2018-03-09 at 10:54 PM UTCI think Malice is determined to prove Lanny is autistic because he wants Lanny to suffer in all the same ways he has, his nearest approximation of Hell.
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2018-03-09 at 10:55 PM UTCYes, finally! I recall having a theory that when I'm at a healthy baseline, which mainly necessitates things like not being a hikikomori, exercising (being completely sedentary tends to go along with it), eating healthy, getting some sunlight, being around people, cognitive exercises, variety etc., I may naturally be in a hypomanic state.
Either I'm right about having a mild case of bipolar type 2 or I may be returning to this state.
Can you imagine how bad my autism posting will probably become once I get a prescription for Vyvanse? I'm going to outdo Hydro and take over this board. -
2018-03-09 at 10:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone oh come on, dogs are awesome. They're better than most people too. They don't lie, cheat, or give you bullshit and are always happy to see you… and they fuck pretty good too.
this is just what you need with your weakened immune system. i feel seriously sorry for your poor unborn child, you fucking disgusting poor excuse for a dirty fucking bitch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoonosis#Lists_of_diseasesCryptosporidiosis Cryptosporidium spp.
cattle, dogs, cats, mice, pigs, horses, deer, sheep, goats, rabbits, leopard geckos, birds
ingesting cysts from water contaminated with fecesDirofilariasis Dirofilaria spp.
dogs, wolves, coyotes, foxes, jackals, cats, monkeys, raccoons, bears, muskrats, rabbits, leopards, sea lions, beavers, ferrets, reptiles
mosquito biteEchinococcosis Echinococcus spp.
commonly – dogs, foxes, jackals, wolves, coyotes, sheep, pigs, rodents
ingestion of infective eggs from contaminated food or water with feces of an infected, definitive host and/or furGnathostomiasis Gnathostoma spp.
dogs, minks, opossums, cats, lions, tigers, leopards, raccoons, poultry, other birds, frogs
raw and/or undercooked fish or meatGiardiasis Giardia lamblia
beavers, other rodents, raccoons, deer, cattle, goats, sheep, dogs, cats
ingesting spores and cysts in food and water contaminated with fecesLeptospirosis Leptospira interrogans
rats, mice, pigs, horses, goats, sheep, cattle, buffaloes, opossums, raccoons, mongooses, foxes, dogs
direct or indirect contact with urine of infected animalsLyme disease Borrelia burgdorferi
deer, wolves, dogs, birds, rodents, rabbits, hares, reptiles
tick biteQ fever Coxiella burnetii
livestock and other domestic animals such as dogs and cats
inhalation of spores, contact with bodily fluid or faecesRabies Rabies virus
commonly – dogs, bats, monkeys, raccoons, foxes, skunks, cattle, goats, sheep, wolves, coyotes, groundhogs, horses, opossums, mongooses and cats
through saliva by biting, or through scratches from an infected animalToxocariasis Toxocara canis, Toxocara cati
dogs, foxes, cats
ingestion of eggs in soil, fresh or unwashed vegetables and/or undercooked meat
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2018-03-09 at 10:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Yes, finally! I recall having a theory that when I'm at a healthy baseline, which mainly necessitates things like not being a hikikomori, exercising (being completely sedentary tends to go along with it), eating healthy, getting some sunlight, being around people, cognitive exercises, variety etc., I may naturally be in a hypomanic state.
Either I'm right about having a mild case of bipolar type 2 or I may be returning to this state.
Can you imagine how bad my autism posting will probably become once I get a prescription for Vyvanse? I'm going to outdo Hydro and take over this board.
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2018-03-09 at 10:58 PM UTCHydro already had rabies once, so she already has her rabies shot. She can fuck as many dogs as she wants.
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2018-03-09 at 11:01 PM UTC
