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FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
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2018-03-04 at 8:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter No, Vizier. Stop.
This isn't a fucking interview, it's a fucking conversation. You answer first and then I'll answer you.
I don't believe anything you say and don't particularly care to, and you've been asking me what I do and how lately in all caps for some reason. I'm sure I already probably mentioned what I did back on zoklet. It's a boring 8-5 weekday office job. If one word would define my current life right now it's the word boring. So fucking bored; I wish I was asleep right now but I can't because some shit neighbor somewhere is blasting reggeaton music and my eyes hurt too much to do anything but read. -
2018-03-04 at 8:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier I don't believe anything you say and don't particularly care to, and you've been asking me what I do and how lately in all caps for some reason. I'm sure I already probably mentioned what I did back on zoklet. It's a boring 8-5 weekday office job. If one word would define my current life right now it's the word boring. So fucking bored; I wish I was asleep right now but I can't because some shit neighbor somewhere is blasting reggeaton music and my eyes hurt too much to do anything but read.
But I thought life was good, you fucking liar? -
2018-03-04 at 8:58 AM UTCIt is, it's just boring lately. You might want to post the suicide-hotline number you "volunteer" at in case I need it.
"Hello, this is Ashtrayan hotline, how can I halp?"
"Yeah, I'm feeling really sad, I wanna kill myself"
"Haha kick the stool ya dumb cunt"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-04 at 9:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier It is, it's just boring lately. You might want to post the suicide-hotline number you "volunteer" at in case I need it.
"Hello, this is Ashtrayan hotline, how can I halp?"
"Yeah, I'm feeling really sad, I wanna kill myself"
"Haha kick the stool ya dumb cunt"
the only time I'd say "kick the stool" is if I was inferring that you should kick the stool away from you, so you don't use it to hang yourself
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2018-03-04 at 9:05 AM UTCWhy not just masturbate outside. Problem solved.
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2018-03-04 at 4:14 PM UTCjust let them catch you masturbating and don't stop
"well, why didn't you knock?" -
2018-03-04 at 5:24 PM UTCYour mom definitely wants your dick
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2018-03-04 at 5:31 PM UTCEnter just buy a new doorknob with a lock on it, they've like $12 at Home Depot.
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2018-03-04 at 6:04 PM UTC
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2018-03-04 at 6:37 PM UTC
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2018-03-04 at 6:41 PM UTCCan you imagine being dumped, losing your house, failing your exams, being suicidal and wanting it all to end, and then calling up ... Enter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-04 at 6:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 Can you imagine being dumped, losing your house, failing your exams, being suicidal and wanting it all to end, and then calling up … Enter?
"Look mate... I've been there. This one time when I was 15 a girl stopped talking to me. So I know all about what you're going through right now" -
2018-03-04 at 9:06 PM UTCimagine when he gets his dildo and then she walks in
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2018-03-04 at 9:09 PM UTC'STREEEWTH ENTER, YA NEVER TOLD US YOO WERE A BLOODY HOMOFAGGOT YA DUMB CUNT'
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2018-03-04 at 9:33 PM UTC