women have never flirted with me

1. 2018-03-01 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #41
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock the term 'gun' encompasses everything from a .12 caliber air 'gun' to a something from WWII that was about 3-feet diameter.
   
   the 'guns' australians are allowed to have are more like shit-shooters than real guns that americans wield.

   
   they not allowed guns here unless you got a permit which you have to be holier than tho and jump through a shit load of hoops to get. yet i could prolly get you a glock, a mach 10 or even an ak47 within 24 hours.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-03-01 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this woman where I bought my vape was stroking the glass pipe part like a dick while I was staring at her boobs
   
   when women hit on me it's extremely awkward because inside I'm like 15 - 17 and these adults are coming on to me ;_; makes me want to never venture out into the fleshnet
3. 2018-03-01 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #43
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist they not allowed guns here unless you got a permit which you have to be holier than tho and jump through a shit load of hoops to get. yet i could prolly get you a glock, a mach 10 or even an ak47 within 24 hours

   
   australia? because its a shithole. a sub-third-world shithole.
   
   MAC-10? junk. also known as 'jam-o-matics.' designed and marketed in the 80s to wannabe drug-gangsters. theyd sell like hotcakes nowadays to the messycan gang bangers.
4. 2018-03-01 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock australia? because its a shithole. a sub-third-world shithole.
   
   MAC-10? junk. also known as 'jam-o-matics.' designed and marketed in the 80s to wannabe drug-gangsters. theyd sell like hotcakes nowadays to the messycan gang bangers.

   
   they kill quite a few people here tho.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-03-01 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist they kill quite a few people here tho

   
   lies. fake news. guns are banned. they cant kill anyone.
6. 2018-03-01 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #46
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   whatever, you carry on living in your little bubble world then.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-01 at 9 PM UTC

   #47
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   also raping is banned, so by your own logic you can't rape anyone.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-01 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist whatever, you carry on living in your little bubble world then.
   
   
   
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   I think that was satire
9. 2018-03-01 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock the term 'gun' encompasses everything from a .12 caliber air 'gun' to a something from WWII that was about 3-feet diameter.
   
   the 'guns' australians are allowed to have are more like shit-shooters than real guns that americans wield.

   
   Take your terms into your closet and wreck their colon with your flaccid tiny pecker. In the context of this discussion everyone understands what is meant by gun other than you and the penis you haven't seen in forever.
10. 2018-03-01 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick Maybe they flirt with you all the time because they think you're handsome but you're too autistic to interpret their behavior as mate selection.

    
    

    Originally posted by HTS Maybe they do flirt with you and you're just oblivious to it and weird.

    
    I've always hoped this was the case, but I can interpret them flirting when I see them flirt with other guys around me. They definitely don't behave that way with me.
    
    

    Originally posted by HTS Enter, how tall are you? 🤔

    
    5'10"
11. 2018-03-01 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #51
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter 5'10"

    
    Lol you should be happy they even talk to you. Even if it probably is just out of pity.
    
    
12. 2018-03-01 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Lol you should be happy they even talk to you. Even if it probably is just out of pity.
    
    

    
    That's probably what it is... pity.
13. 2018-03-02 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Anything less than 6'2" is regarded as manlet nowadays bro.
14. 2018-03-02 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Issue313 Anything less than 6'2" is regarded as manlet nowadays bro.

    
    Aw fuck, I'm 6'1.
15. 2018-03-02 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier Aw fuck, I'm 6'1.

    
    when was the last time you got laid, who with and how
    
    i bet you'll reply with a fucking joke answer, virgin
    
    virgin vizier
16. 2018-03-02 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #56
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter when was the last time you got laid, who with and how
    
    i bet you'll reply with a fucking joke answer, virgin
    
    virgin vizier

    
    a sheep that strayed too close to the side of the road he walked down on his way home from school.
17. 2018-03-02 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter when was the last time you got laid, who with and how
    
    i bet you'll reply with a fucking joke answer, virgin
    
    virgin vizier

    
    I'm 5'11 and the last time I got laid was today.
18. 2018-03-02 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Enter when was the last time you got laid, who with and how
    
    i bet you'll reply with a fucking joke answer, virgin
    
    virgin vizier

    
    This last weekend. You? haha
19. 2018-03-02 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #59
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I'm 5'11 and the last time I got laid was today.

    
    masturbating to Bill Krozby's pic doesnt count
20. 2018-03-02 at 3:20 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier This last weekend. You? haha

    
    raping your neighbors goat doesnt count
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