women have never flirted with me

1. 2018-03-02 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Enter where's the details, faggot? anyone can say "yeah i got laid last weekend". WITH WHO, AND HOW?

   
   I believe in this instance, you're looking for "whom". I'd answer, but I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
2. 2018-03-02 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
3. 2018-03-02 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   This pic always made me kinda rage.
4. 2018-03-02 at 11:39 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   Of course Enter could be Gigachad and he'd still be on here complaining.
5. 2018-03-02 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Ask girls if they would date a short man.
   
   "I only date tall men. He has to be at least x tall."
   
   But tell a girl,
   
   "I don't date fat women. She has to be at least under x weight"
   
   And she will think you're shallow.
6. 2018-03-02 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Enter

   
   Did you draw this? The first initial is 'E' as in 'Enter' so I'm going to assume you drew this witty comic and then try to list as many possible configurations of the initials 'MB' as I possibly can and then rule them out until I arrive at your real name and then I'm going to fly to where you live and start meeting lots of girls in front of you.
7. 2018-03-02 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Did you draw this? The first initial is 'E' as in 'Enter' so I'm going to assume you drew this witty comic and then try to list as many possible configurations of the initials 'MB' as I possibly can and then rule them out until I arrive at your real name and then I'm going to fly to where you live and start meeting lots of girls in front of you.

   
   No, Elaine Benes drew it.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Zanick
8. 2018-03-03 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by MAL Ehh my own theory I guess? I’m not sure which part you we’re referring to.
   
   And yeah, it’s usually tall guys that are most excited about my tinyness. Probably for the reasons you are describing. But I always found it annoying to kiss them/walk with them so, eh, tallness just doesn’t matter to me.

   
   Bill Krozby fucks fat girls
9. 2018-03-03 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bill Krozby fucks fat girls

   
   Lol ok. This was 3 years ago I think the fat girls part has devolved as he gets old and delves further and further into addiction.
10. 2018-03-03 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by MAL Lol ok. This was 3 years ago I think the fat girls part has devolved as he gets old and delves further and further into addiction.

    
    Nopo, he's been fucking fat girls for a lot longer than that.
11. 2018-03-03 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nopo, he's been fucking fat girls for a lot longer than that.

    
    I’m glad you’re so preoccupied with who he fucks. Fanboy lol
12. 2018-03-03 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #92
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by MAL I’m glad you’re so preoccupied with who he fucks. Fanboy lol

    
    memory ≠ preoccupation
13. 2018-03-03 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker memory ≠ preoccupation

    
    You wouldn’t remember if you didn’t care.
14. 2018-03-03 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL You wouldn’t remember if you didn’t care.

    
    Get out of my thread you fat worthless cunt.
15. 2018-03-03 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Get out of my thread you fat worthless cunt.

    
    HAHAHA you can’t make me little Enter. OMG that takes on a whole new meaning now!
16. 2018-03-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL HAHAHA you can’t make me little Enter. OMG that takes on a whole new meaning now!

    
    "OMG! LIKE, OMG!"
    
    You were literally raped by Bill Krozby, you fucking failure of a woman.
17. 2018-03-03 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter "OMG! LIKE, OMG!"
    
    You were literally raped by Bill Krozby, you fucking failure of a woman.

    
    There’s nothing you can say to get me out of your threads. I’m sooooooo sorry.
    
    Nothing about you scares me. You’re literally a rage fueled teenage loser who lives at home with some shitty part time job you’re bragging about saving all your money from while you go to school. Hopefully you make it through your CS degree or you’re just going to fell so much more worthless.
18. 2018-03-03 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by MAL You wouldn’t remember if you didn’t care.

    
    memory ≠ caring
19. 2018-03-03 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker memory ≠ caring

    
    IDK about you, but I don’t remember shit I don’t care about sooooo
20. 2018-03-03 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I remember a lot of things I don't care about