For realz, I've been legitimately sold on sex dolls.

1. 2018-03-01 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This seems like the ending of a whole chapter to me. Hated women all my life, but loved their physical looks. Now sex dolls are finally good enough.
   
   They don't look as uncanny valley as the one in Lars and the Real doll (which came out over 10 years ago now):
   
   
   
   THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE TODAY:
   
   
   
   HOW THE FUCK WOULD ANY MALE BE AGAINST THAT? YOU SIT THERE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WOULDN'T FUCK IT, YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL.
   
   This is so good. I'm actually tearing up. Oh my god there's a tear rolling down my cheek right now no kidding. There's another one coming out my other eye now. I'm actually crying of happiness because I'll finally be getting laid with a hot bitch for the rest of my life. One who doesn't age, or nag, or get her period, or fart, or shit, or make me listen to her problems. I don't have to visit her family. I don't have to deal with it cheating on me, or not loving me anymore, etc etc.
   
   And now I'll actually be able to lead REAL women on, and fuck with them emotionally, and not regret not having sex with them. Because I'll be fucking something better that night anyway.
   
   People can make fun of me all they want, but meanwhile they'll be fucking their fat wives:
   
   
   
   While I'm fucking the pic above.
   
   I fucking love the future!
2. 2018-03-01 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You actually used the term, "for realz".
3. 2018-03-01 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You actually used the term, "for realz".

   
   I thought you read every post, Speckles? Or do you just have alzheimers?
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/21170
   https://niggasin.space/thread/20475?p=75#post-349891
   https://niggasin.space/thread/20917?p=1#post-348277
   https://niggasin.space/thread/20820?p=4#post-346433
   https://niggasin.space/thread/17056?p=3#post-268274
4. 2018-03-01 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lars and the Real Girl wouldn't work if it came out today. Nobody would find it weird that he's fucking today's quality of sex doll.
5. 2018-03-01 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   uhh have fun with that
6. 2018-03-01 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic uhh have fun with that

   
   Would you seriously fuck a fat, disgusting, tinder whore:
   
   
   
   Over this?
   
   
7. 2018-03-01 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   it's gonna be boring though. it kind of misses the whole point of sex i feel like.
8. 2018-03-01 at 1 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic it's gonna be boring though. it kind of misses the whole point of sex i feel like.

   
   You could combine it with porn or VR if you found it boring.
   
   I think it'd be great to wake up to in the morning, too. That's what I miss the most about being in a relationship -- waking up next to someone and then immediately fucking them.
9. 2018-03-01 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Enter I think it'd be great to wake up to in the morning, too. That's what I miss the most about being in a relationship – waking up next to someone and then immediately fucking them.

   
   When you put it that way, it almost sounds like narcolepsy is a reproductive advantage.
10. 2018-03-01 at 1:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick When you put it that way, it almost sounds like narcolepsy is a reproductive advantage.

    
    Your test is at its peak in the morning. That's why you wake up with a boner.
    
    At least... that's why I used to...
    
    
11. 2018-03-01 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enter I thought you read every post, Speckles? Or do you just have alzheimers?
    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/21170
    https://niggasin.space/thread/20475?p=75#post-349891
    https://niggasin.space/thread/20917?p=1#post-348277
    https://niggasin.space/thread/20820?p=4#post-346433
    https://niggasin.space/thread/17056?p=3#post-268274

    
    Yeah, I read them. It's just the first time I decided to make comment on it.
12. 2018-03-01 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, I read them. It's just the first time I decided to make comment on it.

    
    
    
    Why don't you comment on the thread itself, instead of posting off-topic, kidiot?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
13. 2018-03-01 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enter
    
    Why don't you comment on the thread itself, instead of posting off-topic, kidiot?

    
    Like opening a discussion forum only to find someone had posted a thread starting off with "For Realz" is not a pretty kidiotic situation in itself.
14. 2018-03-01 at 2 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Would you seriously fuck a fat, disgusting, tinder whore:
    
    

    
    she just shit out an over-developed-uterine-cyst. once she loses the sprog-induced fattening she'll be decent
15. 2018-03-01 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter HOW THE FUCK WOULD ANY MALE BE AGAINST THAT? YOU SIT THERE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WOULDN'T FUCK IT, YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL.

    
    Well, if heterosexual means sex with purpose of natural reproduction, then one could argue that sex dolls are gay as fuck.
16. 2018-03-01 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm convinced you wake up with a boner to prevent yourself from pissing while you're asleep. It's your dick looking out for you.
17. 2018-03-01 at 3:27 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm convinced you wake up with a boner to prevent yourself from pissing while you're asleep. It's your dick looking out for you.

    
    I don't wake up with boners and I never wet the bed.
18. 2018-03-01 at 4:01 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You're telling me that my penis isn't independently sentient and trying to save me effort in washing the sheets?
19. 2018-03-01 at 4:04 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny You're telling me that my penis isn't independently sentient and trying to save me effort in washing the sheets?

    
    It might be. Hell, it probably is. But it didn't need to be.
20. 2018-03-01 at 6:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My penis is possessed by a demon. It keeps rising up in mid-air and vomiting out this white stuff. I can't control it!