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For realz, I've been legitimately sold on sex dolls.
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2018-03-01 at 12:25 AM UTCThis seems like the ending of a whole chapter to me. Hated women all my life, but loved their physical looks. Now sex dolls are finally good enough.
They don't look as uncanny valley as the one in Lars and the Real doll (which came out over 10 years ago now):
THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE TODAY:
HOW THE FUCK WOULD ANY MALE BE AGAINST THAT? YOU SIT THERE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WOULDN'T FUCK IT, YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL.
This is so good. I'm actually tearing up. Oh my god there's a tear rolling down my cheek right now no kidding. There's another one coming out my other eye now. I'm actually crying of happiness because I'll finally be getting laid with a hot bitch for the rest of my life. One who doesn't age, or nag, or get her period, or fart, or shit, or make me listen to her problems. I don't have to visit her family. I don't have to deal with it cheating on me, or not loving me anymore, etc etc.
And now I'll actually be able to lead REAL women on, and fuck with them emotionally, and not regret not having sex with them. Because I'll be fucking something better that night anyway.
People can make fun of me all they want, but meanwhile they'll be fucking their fat wives:
While I'm fucking the pic above.
I fucking love the future! -
2018-03-01 at 12:33 AM UTCYou actually used the term, "for realz".
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2018-03-01 at 12:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You actually used the term, "for realz".
I thought you read every post, Speckles? Or do you just have alzheimers?
https://niggasin.space/thread/21170
https://niggasin.space/thread/20475?p=75#post-349891
https://niggasin.space/thread/20917?p=1#post-348277
https://niggasin.space/thread/20820?p=4#post-346433
https://niggasin.space/thread/17056?p=3#post-268274 -
2018-03-01 at 12:37 AM UTCLars and the Real Girl wouldn't work if it came out today. Nobody would find it weird that he's fucking today's quality of sex doll.
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2018-03-01 at 12:50 AM UTCuhh have fun with that
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2018-03-01 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 12:57 AM UTCit's gonna be boring though. it kind of misses the whole point of sex i feel like.
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2018-03-01 at 1 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic it's gonna be boring though. it kind of misses the whole point of sex i feel like.
You could combine it with porn or VR if you found it boring.
I think it'd be great to wake up to in the morning, too. That's what I miss the most about being in a relationship -- waking up next to someone and then immediately fucking them. -
2018-03-01 at 1:03 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 1:04 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 1:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I thought you read every post, Speckles? Or do you just have alzheimers?
https://niggasin.space/thread/21170
https://niggasin.space/thread/20475?p=75#post-349891
https://niggasin.space/thread/20917?p=1#post-348277
https://niggasin.space/thread/20820?p=4#post-346433
https://niggasin.space/thread/17056?p=3#post-268274
Yeah, I read them. It's just the first time I decided to make comment on it. -
2018-03-01 at 1:05 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 1:58 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 2 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 2:09 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 2:13 AM UTCI'm convinced you wake up with a boner to prevent yourself from pissing while you're asleep. It's your dick looking out for you.
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2018-03-01 at 3:27 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 4:01 AM UTCYou're telling me that my penis isn't independently sentient and trying to save me effort in washing the sheets?
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2018-03-01 at 4:04 AM UTC
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2018-03-01 at 6:21 AM UTCMy penis is possessed by a demon. It keeps rising up in mid-air and vomiting out this white stuff. I can't control it!