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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist so anyway falcon, where's these perfect drop-dead gorgeous specimens that you been hitting? i mean obviously you're not gonna be ripping it out of me unless you're doing way better.

    right??



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    Even if I was literally the ugliest nigger virgin in the world, my observation about you would still be accurate

    That being said:






  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jeremus

    lol, when did you start doing sloppy seconds on Bill Krozby's slam pigs?



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jeremus

    ohh, she looks like she loves them dogs just a little too much, ya get me fam?



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  4. Originally posted by NARCassist lol, when did you start doing sloppy seconds on Bill Krozby's slam pigs?



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    Originally posted by NARCassist ohh, she looks like she loves them dogs just a little too much, ya get me fam?



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    Weaker than the sound of your piss in a public urinal
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jeremus Even if I was literally the ugliest nigger virgin in the world, my observation about you would still be accurate

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    yeah she looks alright, but you can tell she one of them chicks that's just gonna bore the fucking shit out of you whenever your cock isn't stuck inside her.



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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The Taj Mahal is old, too.

    But it's also beautiful
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist you know what, i never even noticed it before but now you mention it its just become totally clear just how hideously and disgustingly ugly she was. how the fuck did i not notice it before? i mean i know it wasn't even her looks that i was attracted to, it was her amazing personality and the way me and her are just so personally compatible which was apparent from the moment i met her. but still, how the fuck could i not see what a fucking pig she is?





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    Uhhhh...

    That bitch ugly bro!
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Uhhhh…

    That bitch ugly bro!

    yeah you sharp, you must be lemon flavor jelly.



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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I mean you are like 50 years old so it's a pretty good pull. Wait didn't you pay for it? That second bitch you're hitting on I don't think will end up fucking you though.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeremus

    The very last one bro the very last one.

    Also both of you grown men: extremely tacky to post Facebook pics of girls you fucked in this thread.
  11. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH extremely tacky to post Facebook pics of girls you fucked in this thread.

    This is a classy joint.

    Speaking of which I found a pic of your last gf:
  12. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The very last one bro the very last one.

    Also both of you grown men: extremely tacky to post Facebook pics of girls you fucked in this thread.

    I'll flaunt the b itches I've piped on any drunk day fam

    anmd hse's so good at working the dick, famn. She works her core so well.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jeremus I've seen dudes with penises more feminine than that tranny nigger

    no one wants your critique of Bill Krozbys wee-wee.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jeremus Even if I was literally the ugliest nigger virgin in the world, my observation about you would still be accurate

    That being said:






    so you found some internet porn. woopdee.
  15. Originally posted by infinityshock so you found some internet porn. woopdee.

    I will give you $1 million if you can tell me which porn star she is.

    1 because she isnt

    2 because if you find a pornstar close enough, I'd jerk my meat to her right here and now
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeremus I'll flaunt the b itches I've piped on any drunk day fam

    anmd hse's so good at working the dick, famn. She works her core so well.

    Man, I bet. She looks awesome.

    How does that Jay Leno one in the picture above her ride the dick?
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I mean you are like 50 years old so it's a pretty good pull. Wait didn't you pay for it? That second bitch you're hitting on I don't think will end up fucking you though.

    i'm 45 and lol no i didn't pay for it. she had a pretty bad habit at the time and was working when we hooked up tho.

    the second chick is seeming very promising atm, only she 30 mile away so just gotta organize something. i was supposed to move in my flat this morning but its been delayed for a bit, i was gonna invite her over once i'd got it set up but i guess i'll have to figure summing else up. its quite a funny story with her tbh.



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  18. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Man, I bet. She looks awesome.

    How does that Jay Leno one in the picture above her ride the dick?

    Bit boring tbh fam. It is just a reality with really hot girls. Still dercent sex but she didn;'t feel the need to go above and beyond. I am always operating on 10000000% sexual energy so I expect girls to put in some work. Oh well.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jeremus I will give you $1 million if you can tell me which porn star she is.

    1 because she isnt

    2 because if you find a pornstar close enough, I'd jerk my meat to her right here and now

    anyone can find a pic of a random chick to reference and post online.
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