You know what's annoying?

1. 2018-02-28 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #81
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Daily 50 year old heroin addict on welfare
   
   "i'm a 9/10"

   
   what gave you the idea i was a heroin addict anyway?
   
   
   
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2. 2018-02-28 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist you know what, i never even noticed it before but now you mention it its just become totally clear just how hideously and disgustingly ugly she was. how the fuck did i not notice it before? i mean i know it wasn't even her looks that i was attracted to, it was her amazing personality and the way me and her are just so personally compatible which was apparent from the moment i met her. but still, how the fuck could i not see what a fucking pig she is?
   
   
   
   looks like the UK lesbian Chris Evans
   
   

3. 2018-02-28 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #83
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   haha lmao
   
   
   
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4. 2018-02-28 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist now you pointed that out i just also realized how fucking nasty as fuck the chick i'm currently hitting on is. how the fuck am i not seeing how god awful these girls are, what the fuck is wrong with my judgment?
   
   
   
   
   
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   YOU CALL ME A FAGGOT WHEN YOU FUCK MEN?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
5. 2018-02-28 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #85
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   do the other chick, this is hilarious.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-02-28 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #86
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeah brilliant falcon, roflolololol
   
   
   
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7. 2018-02-28 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #87
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jeremus YOU CALL ME A FAGGOT WHEN YOU FUCK MEN?

   
   of course only in your world do men look like that tho
   
   but we don't call them men, lol.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-02-28 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist of course only in your world do men look like that tho
   
   but we don't call them men, lol.
   
   
   
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   I've seen dudes with penises more feminine than that tranny nigger
9. 2018-02-28 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #89
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jeremus I've seen duees with penises more feminine than that tranny nigger

   
   ahh man you're funny, you're so funny lolol :Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b:
   
   
   
   
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10. 2018-02-28 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist

    Bonus feature is you can put a padlock on her ear to stop her running away.
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    • NARCassist
11. 2018-02-28 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #91
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nice ninja edit btw, just a little bitty too late tho
    
    
    
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12. 2018-02-28 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 Bonus feature is you can put a padlock on her ear to stop her running away.

    
    We need to add a bullring to the back of iuts kneck to fuck its ass more efficiently
13. 2018-02-28 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #93
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so anyway falcon, where's these perfect drop-dead gorgeous specimens that you been hitting? i mean obviously you're not gonna be ripping it out of me unless you're doing way better.
    
    right??
    
    
    
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14. 2018-02-28 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #94
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i just love jelly and the jelly in this fred is fucking delicious
    
    
    
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15. 2018-02-28 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #95
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Err.. wouldn't she be me, too??

    
    Go play with some buttons and shut yourself up kid.
16. 2018-02-28 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #96
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go play with some buttons and shut yourself up kid.

    
    You're just soured.
17. 2018-02-28 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're just soured.

    
    You're just old
18. 2018-02-28 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #98
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're just old

    
    Ok, but what's your point?
19. 2018-02-28 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #99
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, but what's your point?

    
    Why does stating a truth have to have a point?
20. 2018-02-28 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #100
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why does stating a truth have to have a point?

    
    The Taj Mahal is old, too.