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  1. Ugh my family's back so I'm no longer home alone. Fuck it was so good being by myself. :(
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter Ugh my family's back so I'm no longer home alone. Fuck it was so good being by myself. :(

    I think you know what to do....
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws UK jail, anyway.

    I bet you had tea and biscuits every morning didn’t you.

    Didn’t you

    not every morning. we do drink coffee here an all you know.



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  4. uk jail is more like summer camp than prison tho
  5. first thing that happens as soon as my mom walks in is complain that i bought bread coz she just bought some

    SORRY FOR BUYING FOOD WHILE YOU WERE AWAY

    UR RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE GONE HUNGRY
  6. Originally posted by Enter Ugh my family's back so I'm no longer home alone. Fuck it was so good being by myself. :(

    Pics of your sister
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic uk jail is more like summer camp than prison tho

    fair point really. you do get a lot of way more intimidating characters than malice in them tho



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  8. Originally posted by Enter first thing that happens as soon as my mom walks in is complain that i bought bread coz she just bought some

    SORRY FOR BUYING FOOD WHILE YOU WERE AWAY

    UR RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE GONE HUNGRY

    Cram the entire loaf of bread into her mouth plastic bag and all until she shuts up
  9. Originally posted by NARCassist fair point really. you do get a lot of way more intimidating characters than malice in them tho



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    For a while, I lived back and forth between the Tenderloin and 6th & Mission. I almost got my head bashed in with a hammer by a deranged crackhead once around 1AM. I was also involved in multiple drive-by shootings.

    If someone like Malice tried to intimidate me IRL I would have probably lol’d
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  10. Originally posted by Enter first thing that happens as soon as my mom walks in is complain that i bought bread coz she just bought some

    SORRY FOR BUYING FOOD WHILE YOU WERE AWAY

    UR RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE GONE HUNGRY

    u shoulda been like... "how bout I make you a knucle sandwhich"
  11. Originally posted by Fox Paws For a while, I lived back and forth between the Tenderloin and 6th & Mission. I almost got my head bashed in with a hammer by a deranged crackhead once around 1AM. I was also involved in multiple drive-by shootings.

    Quiet, kidiot. I was part of the great BBS war in the early '90s, back when you had to dial in just go to battle. It was NirvanaNET vs Cult of the Dead Cow, if I recall. Of course, they never stood a chance with my l33t hacking skills. *Evil grin*
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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn. This shit goes Ham.

  13. Originally posted by RestStop Damn. This shit goes Ham.


    You're a fan of Thy Art Is Murder as well?

    Are you Australian, RestStop?
  14. He’s from southern Ohio
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fox Paws He’s from southern Ohio

    Correct. But yes I like them as well as inheartswake and a few other aussie bands I'm sure I'm forgetting. Capture the crown? That sounds right.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws For a while, I lived back and forth between the Tenderloin and 6th & Mission. I almost got my head bashed in with a hammer by a deranged crackhead once around 1AM. I was also involved in multiple drive-by shootings.

    If someone like Malice tried to intimidate me IRL I would have probably lol’d

    These sound like interesting stories. You had shit luck.

    See Lanny? Sometimes crazy shit just happens.

    What are the odds of this happening to someone?
  17. I think he wanted to steal my money? That was probably the motivation there
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What about the multiple shootings?
  19. When I was living in the hood in Cleveland random gunshots were as much a part of the everyday background noise as birds chirping. Only really got attention if it was automatic gunfire.
  20. Originally posted by Malice What about the multiple shootings?

    it was just meant to be one, but he had OCD

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