why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich

1. 2018-02-23 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I have the solution.
   
   Captain Falcon, give me access to your bank account. I will verify your wealth.
2. 2018-02-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Exactly my point.
   
   With my other accounts I’ll probably have something like 1.9 million combined. Still ain’t shit compared to the alleged 70 million dollars CF got from the US govt for his Mid East propaganda firm

   
   He said he got from the feds? That's rich, I hadn't heard that detail. If you're gonna lie ya might as well lie big I guess.
3. 2018-02-23 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #103
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Who cares? For all I know you're all just my other multiple personalities.
4. 2018-02-23 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #104
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by RestStop Who cares? For all I know you're all just my other multiple personalities.

   
   That would make you SpectraL
5. 2018-02-24 at 12 AM UTC

   #105
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Fox Paws He probably uses a VPN. I have one on my phone too, I just forget to turn it on 95% of the time

   
   VPN's Don't change your user agent header.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
6. 2018-02-24 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah after I posted that I thought about it some more and realized that