why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich

1. 2018-02-23 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   donald trump is explaining himself to the world faget
   
   this is not the same as explaining yourself to intoxicated members on niggas in space
2. 2018-02-23 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Have you people not heard of smartphones?

   
   i asked lanny this the last time you brought up why you're always on here
   
   can you please stop lying
   
   
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3. 2018-02-23 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   how will captain falcon ever recover
4. 2018-02-23 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Daily how will captain falcon ever recover

   
   no no, technically he isn't a liar
   
   all he said was "have you people never heard of smartphones"
   
   the insinuation that he posted from a smartphone on the go throughout his day was our own
5. 2018-02-23 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Wow people lie on the internet?
6. 2018-02-23 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've talked to Captain Falcon at great lengths. If he's actually lying to me about being rich I'd be disappointed, but also impressed at how well he's kept up the lie and incorporated it into story after story.
7. 2018-02-23 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And by great lengths, I mean our great lengthy penises.
8. 2018-02-23 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Wow people lie on the internet?

   
   Hi stupid faggot.
   
   This thread isn't calling out captain falcon for lying. I made that point perfectly clear by saying we all do it here, and there's nothing wrong with it.
   
   I was asking why people believe it.
   
   You stupid spic faggot. Fuck you.
9. 2018-02-23 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
10. 2018-02-23 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier

    
    wait sorry
    
    were you just quoting what you said when you arrived in europe and daily wasn't there after saving every dollar you had at that fast food place
11. 2018-02-23 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    No, I was quoting Seinfield.
12. 2018-02-23 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier No, I was quoting Seinfield.

    
    Vizier, you are one banal, worthless fucking mexican.
    
    

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13. 2018-02-23 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter i asked lanny this the last time you brought up why you're always on here
    
    can you please stop lying
    
    

    
    Fake news
    
    
14. 2018-02-23 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Hi stupid faggot.
    
    This thread isn't calling out captain falcon for lying. I made that point perfectly clear by saying we all do it here, and there's nothing wrong with it.
    
    I was asking why people believe it.
    
    You stupid spic faggot. Fuck you.

    
    Funny how you don't direct this vitriol at Daily
    
    
15. 2018-02-23 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus Fake news
    
    

    
    glad you were able to quickly snapshot that as evidence, in the 40 minutes since your last post
16. 2018-02-23 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter no no, technically he isn't a liar
    
    all he said was "have you people never heard of smartphones"
    
    the insinuation that he posted from a smartphone on the go throughout his day was our own

    
    Correct, ut I also primarily post here from my phone.
17. 2018-02-23 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    look at how he'll go to the effort to provide evidence he posts on a phone
    
    but he can't take a photo of his money
    
    look at how he flounders
18. 2018-02-23 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    how is getting off your laptop and then going on niggas in space on your phone evidence of anything
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19. 2018-02-23 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter glad you were able to quickly snapshot that as evidence, in the 40 minutes since your last post

    
    Yeah good job Entard, it's almost like I don't spend all my time constantly looking at NIS.
    
    > "You spend all day at home posting on NIS!"
    > "I post from my phone at odd times and it doesn't take up all the much of my day"
    > "You liar, you never post from your phone!"
    > "I'm posting from my phone right now"
    > "WHY DIDN'T YOU INSTANTLY REPLY OMFG, FAKE"
20. 2018-02-23 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Jeremus Correct, ut I also primarily post here from my phone.

    
    the guy suddenly has typos in his posts as if it's because of his casual phone use lmao
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