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  1. 10 grams of maeng da and dab pen hits~~
  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Forcing 'jedi' into every sentence is also weird.

    Agreed, but "get a jedi to do your taxes" is solid advice.
  3. Originally posted by greenplastic pen hits~~

    pennis? 8==D~~
  4. HTS highlight reel
  5. god damn, i can't lie, this Crouton feels nice when it hits, i always mix it with weed though which sprinkles the mind with enjoyment (whereas LSD totally saturates it)
  6. Forreal tho 1337, hydro is a different beast when you live with her for a while.

    When I hitchhiked to her house, I stayed for about 3 weeks. I experienced some argumentative shit between her and her husband, her and her father, and her and her grandmother (So, everybody in the house) but it didn't seem particularly outrageous at the time.

    When I went to live there, I stayed for three months. This is when the gun came out. I saw her throw and destroy things. I saw her have public freakouts. I saw her get out of cars and storm off into parking lots. Most of the time, she was nice to me, so I thought it was just everyone else, and that if it was just me and her there would be no problem.

    But there were problems. When I spent a month with her around her child's first birthday I got ultimatums, I got my shit destroyed, I got threats of suicide, I had her storm off into parking lots, public freakouts, etc etc. Now, the crazy was being directed towards me. And the thing about it too is that she was always sorry afterwards, but would continue to do these crazy, outlandish things.

    If you marry hydro and live with her, there will probably be a honeymoon phase. Everything will seem perfect and sweet. Then something will happen. You'll brush it off. Something will happen again, and again, and again. She's already shown you this side of her. And it has already been directed at you. Don't ignore that. Maybe it would be different if you didn't have these problems, but you have had them.

    I told POC the same shit when they were planning to live together and look how that turned out. At least test the fucking water before you go deep sea diving.
  7. omg jerry mguire just asked the fuckin bitch to marry him

    omfgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  8. Can somebody insult me already? I'm fucking bored.
  9. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Forreal tho 1337, hydro is a different beast when you live with her for a while.

    When I hitchhiked to her house, I stayed for about 3 weeks. I experienced some argumentative shit between her and her husband, her and her father, and her and her grandmother (So, everybody in the house) but it didn't seem particularly outrageous at the time.

    When I went to live there, I stayed for three months. This is when the gun came out. I saw her throw and destroy things. I saw her have public freakouts. I saw her get out of cars and storm off into parking lots. Most of the time, she was nice to me, so I thought it was just everyone else, and that if it was just me and her there would be no problem.

    But there were problems. When I spent a month with her around her child's first birthday I got ultimatums, I got my shit destroyed, I got threats of suicide, I had her storm off into parking lots, public freakouts, etc etc. Now, the crazy was being directed towards me. And the thing about it too is that she was always sorry afterwards, but would continue to do these crazy, outlandish things.

    If you marry hydro and live with her, there will probably be a honeymoon phase. Everything will seem perfect and sweet. Then something will happen. You'll brush it off. Something will happen again, and again, and again. She's already shown you this side of her. And it has already been directed at you. Don't ignore that. Maybe it would be different if you didn't have these problems, but you have had them.

    I told POC the same shit when they were planning to live together and look how that turned out. At least test the fucking water before you go deep sea diving.

    1337, when you inevitably dismiss this post, can you at least explain why? i need to know the psychology behind your fucking idiocy
  10. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Can somebody insult me already? I'm fucking bored.

    Why would anyone waste time insulting you, you greasy spic.
  11. Originally posted by HTS Why would anyone waste time insulting you, you greasy spic.

    Probably because they're a fat blubbery tranny, you fat blubbery tranny.
  12. The only thing hydro has said in this thread that wasn't total fucking insanity was that HTS looks cute (for a dude, anyway)
  13. Your heart is in the right place here but you'd have better luck convincing a KKK member to participate in a rally for Black Lives Matter. Just sit back and let things play out.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    I've slept through the night for once..well not the night really but a solid 8 hours without waking up. My life is fly again. At least for today.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    Would still ejaculate in. Skrt Skrt.
  16. Originally posted by RestStop I've slept through the night for once..well not the night really but a solid 8 hours without waking up. My life is fly again. At least for today.

    I take four different meds at night time now with sedative side effects and I've been getting 8 hours mininum a night for weeks now, definitely makes me feel a lot better.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I take four different meds at night time now with sedative side effects and I've been getting 8 hours mininum a night for weeks now, definitely makes me feel a lot better.

    Yeah I feel fly as a mother right now. It's amazing/sad (idk?) how 8 hours of sleep makes me feel this great.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Your heart is in the right place here but you'd have better luck convincing a KKK member to participate in a rally for Black Lives Matter. Just sit back and let things play out.

    I'm trying to start a #BlackVaginasMatter movement. Who's coming with me?
  19. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Your heart is in the right place here but you'd have better luck convincing a KKK member to participate in a rally for Black Lives Matter. Just sit back and let things play out.

    Sometimes a nijja needs help putting his glasses on to see all the red flags.

    If you ask me, this won't last. Some drama will happen and they'll decide not to get married. I estimate our first 1337 hate post will come within the next 6 months.
  20. Originally posted by RestStop I'm trying to start a #BlackVaginasMatter movement. Who's coming with me?

    When and where?

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