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  1. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter

    Some of those pics of me in the comic I don't remember. I shoulda started hormones a long time ago. 😒
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist WTF? how surreal is that?

    I'm not really sure what's going on, only that it's a Libyan militia
  3. Originally posted by aldra I'm not really sure what's going on, only that it's a Libyan militia

    Indoctrinating the youth for jihad
  4. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by Jeremus Mark didn't die on camera. And I never sent him bad drugs, I just sent him perfectly good heroin and he overdosed on it by himself.

    Seeeeeeee....
  5. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn. Good find there. That is the most high end and delicious looking trash I've ever seen in my life. You have the dumpster diving skills of a samurai.

    Whats sad is this is every night at nearly every dunkin donuts....they toss all unsold product daily since they keep it all in open air displays to convey freshness. If you go to your local DD at midnight youll find this same bag at the top of the pile.

    Learned this living with dose me with no money or food before traveling the country. Even ran into punk kids at a squat house who would steal it too to handout at thier house shows in his town lol. Glad we never ran into one another in that garbage pile....talk about a sticky situation :p
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Erorr ….talk about a sticky situation :p





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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Erorr Whats sad is this is every night at nearly every dunkin donuts….they toss all unsold product daily since they keep it all in open air displays to convey freshness. If you go to your local DD at midnight youll find this same bag at the top of the pile.

    Learned this living with dose me with no money or food before traveling the country. Even ran into punk kids at a squat house who would steal it too to handout at thier house shows in his town lol. Glad we never ran into one another in that garbage pile….talk about a sticky situation :p

    Yeah you would think they would give it to the homeless or something or find some medium to do so for them.
  8. Originally posted by RestStop Yeah you would think they would give it to the homeless or something or find some medium to do so for them.

    Lawsuits, my guy. If they give a hobo a free donut and he gets AIDS, he could blame it on them giving him an AIDS donut. Even if the suit is winnable, even going to court is something companies generally avoid.
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jeremus Lawsuits, my guy. If they give a hobo a free donut and he gets AIDS, he could blame it on them giving him an AIDS donut. Even if the suit is winnable, even going to court is something companies generally avoid.

    That's shitty. Well homeless people can be shitty too I guess. Can't say I've met many though.
  10. Originally posted by RestStop That's shitty. Well homeless people can be shitty too I guess. Can't say I've met many though.

    Yeah but they still nicely bag up the donuts and toss them out back so the homeless can still scavenge them like erorr. They just can't hand them out. It's a liability issue.
  11. Originally posted by Jeremus Lawsuits, my guy. If they give a hobo a free donut and he gets AIDS, he could blame it on them giving him an AIDS donut. Even if the suit is winnable, even going to court is something companies generally avoid.
    People say this, but they're the same donuts they were selling just 15 minutes earlier. Why are they suddenly AIDS donuts when the shop closes?
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its not just that, if a shop gives leftovers to homeless people the homeless people have a tendancy to tell all their homeless pals about it. before long you got a whole crowd of drunken homeless fuckups crowding round your store every evening. this puts off customers and is very bad for business.



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  13. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by Jeremus Yeah but they still nicely bag up the donuts and toss them out back so the homeless can still scavenge them like erorr. They just can't hand them out. It's a liability issue.

    Its true.... They tie the knot tight as fuck while the coffee ground covered bags are usually wide open. Plus if you go in right before close most places even try and give it away for p.r and tip money.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist its not just that, if a shop gives leftovers to homeless people the homeless people have a tendancy to tell all their homeless pals about it. before long you got a whole crowd of drunken homeless fuckups crowding round your store every evening. this puts off customers and is very bad for business.



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    Wish I heard this advice before I started sellin' glass out the house. Oh well how a nigga live.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i couldn't eat something out of the trash even if its in a plastic bag. can you imagine all that bacteria just a thin sheet of plastic away from what you're eating? fuck that, it only takes a tiny hole or tear to contaminate that shit. you might as well go and lick the inside of the dumpster.



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  16. Originally posted by ε“ˆε“ˆδ½ ηœ‹δΈζ‡‚δΈ­ζ–‡ People say this, but they're the same donuts they were selling just 15 minutes earlier. Why are they suddenly AIDS donuts when the shop closes?

    It's not that they are AIDS donuts, in fact these lawsuits are rarely ever meritocratic: according to the 1996 Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Food Donation Act, the restaurants are legally protected in these cases. But this not common knowledge and it's too much of a logistical pain in the ass for something that might only cause them more hassle. Remember that shit like DD is franchised.
  17. everybody talking about how eating out of the trash is gross but no one's gonna say anything about how eating donuts for dinner is fucking disgusting?
  18. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by greenplastic everybody talking about how eating out of the trash is gross but no one's gonna say anything about how eating donuts for dinner is fucking disgusting?

    Eating donuts and bagels and croissants and muffins after 4 days of starvation *

    This isnt an issue of choice but demand.
  19. Originally posted by Erorr Eating donuts and bagels and croissants and muffins after 4 days of starvation *

    This isnt an issue of choice but demand.

    eh, you could hit up a mall food court or something
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    We should take up a collection for Erorr or something. SRS.

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