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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking hell, how many times have i posted in a row now? i think we need rain man to tell us. unless malice could do it. chance to prove your abilities here mal, get on it.

    still pitying ya pal ;)



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    Have you ever tried meth Narcassist? Do they have it over there? I remember getting yellow Ferrari's from around your way once. Shit was lit AF.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Have you ever tried meth Narcassist? Do they have it over there? I remember getting yellow Ferrari's from around your way once. Shit was lit AF.

    they don't have it round here really but i did have my south african guy on silk road send me a .1 once. only i was making a pipe out of an old lightbulb and just as i was finishing it the fucking thing slipped out my hand and smashed on the floor. i resigned to snorting and chased some on foil after that. wasn't that impressed tbh, i think smoking would have been better. it was nice clear crystals too, such a waste really.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also i'm not as big on stims these days as i am on opiates and acid. i like a bit of mdma or phet now and then but its very occasional. i certainly wouldn't want to be getting a mad addiction to any stimulants now a days.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ok, i might have got this a little mixed up, the guy was british and it was another american guy that did the date thing. but this guy is still pretty fucking extraordinary. makes malice look like the amateur that he is.



    pitying you even more now malice.



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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Yeah IMO she's basically perfect as far as looks go. She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brah.

    Dude she was thirstin over Lil Pumps dick and I believe was piped by adam22. That said that wouldn't matter at all. I'd cum all over her square thothead. i mean 5 head.
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist they don't have it round here really but i did have my south african guy on silk road send me a .1 once. only i was making a pipe out of an old lightbulb and just as i was finishing it the fucking thing slipped out my hand and smashed on the floor. i resigned to snorting and chased some on foil after that. wasn't that impressed tbh, i think smoking would have been better. it was nice clear crystals too, such a waste really.



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    Yeah I mean heroin and meth are worlds apart. I don't care for heroin myself but I definitely see the appeal. Its worlds better than getting addicted to Sebutec and then shooting it (a pill used to treat heroin addiction) like some autistic faggot.
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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i could totally of seen my younger self getting a meth habit if it had been around. now the thought of being stimmed for more than a few hours now and again puts me right off using a highly addictive drug like meth. and yeah i know what subutex is, had it prescribed on a number of occasions, but thanks for taking the time to point it out anyway, lol.



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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    I figured it was called something else over there or you guys just had methadone or something else entirely but know that I think about it I've seen overseas dmn vendors with it in stock too. I did a third of one once and was sick as bitch for two days straight it was horrible but of course that's because I've never had anything resembling close to an opiate tolerance.

    Those fuckers are like gold over here though and people fight/rob each other over them all the time like it's even more of a problem with the "medication" for treating the addiction than the actual drug that caused the addiction in the first place like the company who created it was a massive troll lol. Actually I can see that being pretty close to the truth.
  9. Originally posted by RestStop Yeah I mean heroin and meth are worlds apart. I don't care for heroin myself but I definitely see the appeal. Its worlds better than getting addicted to Sebutec and then shooting it (a pill used to treat heroin addiction) like some autistic faggot.

    lol'd
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I figured it was called something else over there or you guys just had methadone or something else entirely but know that I think about it I've seen overseas dmn vendors with it in stock too. I did a third of one once and was sick as bitch for two days straight it was horrible but of course that's because I've never had anything resembling close to an opiate tolerance.

    Those fuckers are like gold over here though and people fight/rob each other over them all the time like it's even more of a problem with the "medication" for treating the addiction than the actual drug that caused the addiction in the first place like the company who created it was a massive troll lol. Actually I can see that being pretty close to the truth.

    i went to jail about 12 years ago with about 10 8ml's and maybe 15/20 2ml's from where i was being prescribed them but wasn't doing anywhere near what they prescribed so i'd saved them up. i knew i was going to jail so i plugged up and went to court. i lived like a king in there wanting for nothing for about the first two months. and i only did like 3 months so by the time they ran out i was buzzing on being so short. lol.



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  11. Originally posted by NARCassist i went to jail about 12 years ago with about 10 8ml's and maybe 15/20 2ml's from where i was being prescribed them but wasn't doing anywhere near what they prescribed so i'd saved them up. i knew i was going to jail so i plugged up and went to court. i lived like a king in there wanting for nothing for about the first two months. and i only did like 3 months so by the time they ran out i was buzzing on being so short. lol.



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    how do you fit hundreds of mls up your ass
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lightray how do you fit hundreds of mls up your ass

    what you mean?



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  13. malice I could imagine you doing this

  14. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Enter malice I could imagine you doing this


    That was painfully stupid to watch, but yeah, you're probably right.
  15. I just found this video on reddit



    Link to the reddit post

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/7yjspp/i_told_the_whole_school_about_my_psychedelic/

    (Sorry about all the words but, this is the most I could sum up while effectively explaining) Okay this is my first time posting to Reddit but I think this is a good reason to post. On Friday 16th, 2018 at my High School, we had an "Oscar's award ceremony" (students voted other students into nomination categories from best facial hair to biggest gamer. There was a category called "Most changed senior male from freshman to senior" everyone nominated in the category claimed they would call me up since they believe I was the most changed freshman to senior. A little background I used to be a very racist uncaring person I considered myself a neo-nazi and a radical Christian. In an extremely summed up brief explanation I smoked weed, got addicted to hydrocodone (I abused it after my wisdom teeth extraction 50 pills), later during my withdrawal period I took 2 tabs of acid and then took 2 tabs of acid again the following week and both were terrifying bad trips although the 2nd not so much. A month or so later after still being seriously depressed (depression for over 2 years but much worse in the withdrawal period and after acid), I took 3.5g of shrooms and had a complete intense ego death. The following week I took the 3.5g again but ended up throwing up while they were digesting and had a lighter trip but still intense visuals. Anyways these life events greatly changed me and if it weren't for shrooms giving me an ego death and extraordinary insights, I would have killed myself after I spent all my money. I decided to attempt to share this life story with my high school after being called up. I got just about halfway through and then the principal came up saying to cut the mic and I had to go to their office with the student who called me up. They don’t know how to punish us and they had to give us the weekend because they don’t know how to punish something like this. In the office they ended up taking my award I received.

    Somebody needs to invite this guy here.
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  16. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I just found this video on reddit



    Link to the reddit post

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/7yjspp/i_told_the_whole_school_about_my_psychedelic/



    Somebody needs to invite this guy here.

    Somebody needs to go the fuck back to reddit.
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  17. Originally posted by stupid noob Somebody needs to go the fuck back to reddit.

    waaaaaa i think reddit is shit because i never venture past the mainstream boards

    long-haired, fat wife having faggot
  18. Originally posted by Enter long-haired

    fucking destroyed
  19. Erorr Houston
    I havent had food for about 4 days....just walked 2 miles on a dangerous road to dumpster dive knowing DD throws out all unsold product at the very end of each night and its always tossed in its own bag, not in already used trashbags....





    Anyone want a donut?
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  20. sucks to be you :^(

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