The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-17 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #1361
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by stupid noob You gonna pity fuck him too? It's the only sex with a human he will ever get.

   
   Honestly I probably would but I know he's not interested and also I have a boyfriend.
2. 2018-02-17 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #1362
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   I like how having a boyfriend came AFTER whether or not Malice would be interested. Those hormones are really workin.
3. 2018-02-17 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #1363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PAGE 69
4. 2018-02-17 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #1364
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stupid noob I like how having a boyfriend came AFTER whether or not Malice would be interested. Those hormones are really workin.

   
   HTS has always been a lil slut.
5. 2018-02-17 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #1365
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 PAGE 69

   
   You know you can raise the posts per page from 20 to 50 in the settings right?
6. 2018-02-18 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #1366
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was the number 1 suspect for this chick's death (but in reality she just killed herself or something), and my lawyer ended up clearing me. But my bill for the lawyer cost 15,000 dollars for like no work and I was pissed.
   
   So I'm sitting at a bar and some guy's like, "can I see the 15,000 dollar bill?" and he starts rummaging through my stuff, and I grab his wrist and say, "Yeah you can see it, when I hand it to you. Unless you want to end up like that bitch who "committed suicide?""? and he stopped in fear.
   
   It was then when I realized everyone was afraid of me, thinking I could be a killer even though I legally got off. It was cool as fuck.
7. 2018-02-18 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #1367
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Lol, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was the number 1 suspect for this chick's death (but in reality she just killed herself or something), and my lawyer ended up clearing me. But my bill for the lawyer cost 15,000 dollars for like no work and I was pissed.
   
   So I'm sitting at a bar and some guy's like, "can I see the 15,000 dollar bill?" and he starts rummaging through my stuff, and I grab his wrist and say, "Yeah you can see it, when I hand it to you. Unless you want to end up like that bitch who "committed suicide?""? and he stopped in fear.
   
   It was then when I realized everyone was afraid of me, thinking I could be a killer even though I legally got off. It was cool as fuck.

   
   Near the end was where I thought you'd realize you were a monster, would've been a cooler twist
8. 2018-02-18 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #1368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Lol, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was the number 1 suspect for this chick's death (but in reality she just killed herself or something), and my lawyer ended up clearing me. But my bill for the lawyer cost 15,000 dollars for like no work and I was pissed.
   
   So I'm sitting at a bar and some guy's like, "can I see the 15,000 dollar bill?" and he starts rummaging through my stuff, and I grab his wrist and say, "Yeah you can see it, when I hand it to you. Unless you want to end up like that bitch who "committed suicide?""? and he stopped in fear.
   
   It was then when I realized everyone was afraid of me, thinking I could be a killer even though I legally got off. It was cool as fuck.

   
   mundane
9. 2018-02-18 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #1369
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bundane
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
10. 2018-02-18 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #1370
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    propane
11. 2018-02-18 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #1371
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    T-PAIN
12. 2018-02-18 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #1372
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the rain in spain
    
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
13. 2018-02-18 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #1373
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    when the rain in spain is always tian eptine, it becomes mundane like riding a choo choo train
14. 2018-02-18 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #1374
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    JIMINY CHRISTMAS!
15. 2018-02-18 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #1375
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Enter everyone was afraid of me, thinking I could be a killer even though I legally got off. It was cool as fuck.

    
    That’s how I want everyone to feel about me when I go to college.
16. 2018-02-18 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #1376
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why the fuck would anyone be scared of a retard? they'll prolly pity you tho.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-02-18 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #1377
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice That’s how I want everyone to feel about me when I go to college.

    
    i'll kill you
18. 2018-02-18 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #1378
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by lightray i'll kill you

    
    I’m going to usurp you as the king of edge.
    
    Let’s begin a competition where we try to one-up each other.
19. 2018-02-18 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #1379
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    except you've never done anything. your edge is just a product of dark autistic flights of fantasy, it means nothing
20. 2018-02-18 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #1380
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Love me slut...LOVE ME!