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  1. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor theres a lot of cool riff raff shirt designs but all the cool ones are sold out in full size men sizes

    Good thing you're not a full sized man ya fuckin Langley. Eat a sandwich instead of nigger dick and you might gain a few pounds.
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by stupid noob Good thing you're not a full sized man ya fuckin Langley. Eat a sandwich instead of nigger dick and you might gain a few pounds.

    thats really rich coming from a wife-beating meth-smoking SSDI leech
  3. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor thats really rich coming from a wife-beating meth-smoking SSDI leech

    He said from under a bridge down by the river.
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by A College Professor thats really rich coming from a wife-beating meth-smoking SSDI leech
    wow dude , savage.

    but on the real, if stupid noob was reincarnated as a bird this would be his final moments;
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor theres a lot of cool riff raff shirt designs but all the coolest ones are sold out in regular men sizes



    etc

    Hell yeah I fucks with the middle one.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    This thot get's hotter by the day :

  7. Originally posted by RestStop This thot get's hotter by the day :


    hopefully herself
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter hopefully herself

    Wouldn't you like to take her body for a test drive first though?
  9. Is she in porn? If so, probably not. Would rather not have my dick rot off
  10. Originally posted by Fox Paws Is she in porn? If so, probably not. Would rather not have my dick rot off

    Porn stars in America have insane regulations regarding STD testing and safety. You probably couldn't find a safer fuck, except for your ego, because they've been taking porn cocks professionally for years.
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Is she in porn? If so, probably not. Would rather not have my dick rot off

    No she's just a girl on Youtube. Tana Mongeau.
  12. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Porn stars in America have insane regulations regarding STD testing and safety. You probably couldn't find a safer fuck, except for your ego, because they've been taking porn cocks professionally for years.

    Yeah I meant uh, metaphorically
  13. Originally posted by RestStop No she's just a girl on Youtube. Tana Mongeau.

    Well alright then

    Edit: just looked her up, she’s really not that great. Her face looks unnatural and gross. Would def hit it from behind tho
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  14. Originally posted by RestStop Wouldn't you like to take her body for a test drive first though?

    sure, or within 3 hours directly after
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  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    From my personal experience, I really think some of the changes in emotion may indeed predispose some people with asperger’s towards violent acts, the most extreme potentially being overrepresented among spree killers.
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Malice From my personal experience, I really think some of the changes in emotion may indeed predispose some people with asperger’s towards violent acts, the most extreme potentially being overrepresented among spree killers.

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  17. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    I love pitbulls. Awesome dogs
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Don't want to be an emo Debbie here but I'm totally vibin' with these sadi boi songs lately :

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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Basketball
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This is one of the most enthralling things I’ve ever listened to. I actually never bothered listening to it before because the description made it seem irrelevant and uninteresting.

    There are so many parallels, similarities, between me and him.

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