The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-14 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #1121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Is it true that Hydro crashed a truck into your place then got out and tried to kill her so she would no longer have competition for you and this is what scared her off for good?

   
   I know this is a troll, but i can see it happening.
2. 2018-02-14 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #1122
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller A whole list of shit happened. I was supposed to have my review to get my full license back (was on probationary license) but I was too busy in the psych ward after voluntarily committing myself. I'm having to do drug counselling again and I'm back on psych meds and seeing my shrink again. I'm looking for a new job because I'm over the place I'm at now, not sure if I'm hirable though.
   
   Also blew up my car and wrecked my new car two weeks after I got it.

   
   Sorry to hear that. You will turn it all around I'm sure.
3. 2018-02-14 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #1123
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Precummin like a Clydesdale can come with a cost. Hope everything works out though fam.
4. 2018-02-14 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #1124
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I bought This Book is Full of Spiders.
5. 2018-02-14 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #1125
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra tempting really, I'll snap a sneaky pic next time I there. She's Asian, wears the uniform perfectly but has hints of tattoos poking out the sides.
   
   
   Unfortunately though,
   MEINE EHRE HEISST TREU

   
   
   
   photo taken from within cardboard box
6. 2018-02-14 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #1126
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Was sitting at Barnes & Noble reading it and enjoying it and figured fuck it, I don't really treat myself to shit with my money most of the time and what's the point of money if you don't? And I'm more in the mood for this than the other books I bought a while back and haven't read yet.
7. 2018-02-14 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #1127
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What book were you reading?
8. 2018-02-14 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #1128
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   This Book is Full of Spiders
9. 2018-02-14 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #1129
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It's the sequel to John Dies at the End.
10. 2018-02-14 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #1130
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's it about?
11. 2018-02-14 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #1131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's it about?

    
    fuckinggoogleit.com
12. 2018-02-14 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #1132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's it about?

    
    No, it's literally just full of spiders.
13. 2018-02-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #1133
    too many posts on a new account Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra tempting really, I'll snap a sneaky pic next time I there. She's Asian, wears the uniform perfectly but has hints of tattoos poking out the sides.
    
    
    Unfortunately though,
    MEINE EHRE HEISST TREU

    
    did you break up with your gf
14. 2018-02-14 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #1134
    too many posts on a new account Yung Blood

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Was sitting at Barnes & Noble reading it and enjoying it and figured fuck it, I don't really treat myself to shit with my money most of the time and what's the point of money if you don't? And I'm more in the mood for this than the other books I bought a while back and haven't read yet.

    
    >buying things that aren't drugs
    
    materialistic pleb
15. 2018-02-14 at 5 AM UTC

    #1135
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by too many posts on a new account did you break up with your gf

    
    Last line means, “My honor is loyalty.”, so I’m guessing no.
    
    Great cognitive ability, you couldn’t even figure that out.
16. 2018-02-14 at 5 AM UTC

    #1136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cognitive ability = google
17. 2018-02-14 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #1137
    too many posts on a new account Yung Blood
    cognitive ability = knowing german
18. 2018-02-14 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #1138
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by too many posts on a new account >buying things that aren't drugs
    
    materialistic pleb

    
    >not having money to buy whatever you want
    
    autistic retard
19. 2018-02-14 at 5:15 AM UTC

    #1139
    too many posts on a new account Yung Blood
    i dont want anything. i have a ps3, a tv, pets, instruments, food, bed, drinks, drugs, psych meds, internet to do research on anything i want
    
    anything else is just excess, i cant think of too many other things i would like to do besides buy rave tickets, which im doing this week
    
    you're literally wasting your money on objects with minimal value that take up space because you're grasping at straws to find a way to get a "release" from a paycheck without immediately relapsing on fentanyl and dying/going to prism. this is why you want to kill yourself.
    
    tl;dr you have an absolute shit life. you know this, i know this, we all know this
20. 2018-02-14 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #1140
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Cars and trucks do be pretty fly though.