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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Fucking took 50 mg diphenhydramine last night. Woke up so dehydrated with a headache. Ugh.
  2. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Fucking took 50 mg diphenhydramine last night. Woke up so dehydrated with a headache. Ugh.

    Off only 50mg? I sometimes take 100mg for sleep and I just wake up a little groggy and thirsty. 25-50mg is allergy dose for me.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Off only 50mg? I sometimes take 100mg for sleep and I just wake up a little groggy and thirsty. 25-50mg is allergy dose for me.

    Yeah, it's usually not this bad at all. Might have to do with the fact that I just started wearing contacts again like a week ago, so my body is probably not fully adjusted yet and is more dried out and with less oxygen than normal..?
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, went to Golden Corral again because the place I normally go to seems to be closed on Mondays now for some reason and at the end to vent I stole a fat tip a family left for a waiter.

    It felt really good.
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Heh, went to Golden Corral again because the place I normally go to seems to be closed on Mondays now for some reason and at the end to vent I stole a fat tip a family left for a waiter.

    It felt really good.

    You will die in the next couple years.
  6. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You will die in the next couple years.

    Nothing of value will have been lost.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You will die in the next couple years.

    How? I'm just going to live the college life, possibly occasionally doing outrageous shit.

    Can you get in trouble for making jokes about the holocaust? For example, lying and claiming there's a smoke spot a group of students named "Auschwitz" because it's where people go to get baked.
  8. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, it's usually not this bad at all. Might have to do with the fact that I just started wearing contacts again like a week ago, so my body is probably not fully adjusted yet and is more dried out and with less oxygen than normal..?

    wat now?
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by stupid noob Nothing of value will have been lost.

    I am a global treasure, an autistic diamond in the rough that when perfected, healed/rehabilitated, may hold untold potential.

    How dumb do you have to be to fail college? Just you watch, give me 5 years and I'll have enough of an income stream to sell you into slavery.

    What if I mailed those people that attacked me a letter provoking them to the fullest extent along with your address, telling them to come get me? Unlike me, you wouldn't be able to run. They may have gang ties that could hunt you down. (I wouldn't actually do this.)
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You will die in the next couple years.

    I've long wondered whether the only way I could truly feel something was by killing or dying myself.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Message boards: Give me that feel good safe substitute for actual human relationships and the mundane reality of daily life.

    When I got to the psychiatrist I'm thinking of crouching down slightly, holding my head in my hands, and yelling, "BABY NEEDS HIS MEDICATION!" until I get what I want.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Heh, went to Golden Corral again because the place I normally go to seems to be closed on Mondays now for some reason and at the end to vent I stole a fat tip a family left for a waiter.

    It felt really good.



    Originally posted by Malice Message boards: Give me that feel good safe substitute for actual human relationships and the mundane reality of daily life.

    When I got to the psychiatrist I'm thinking of crouching down slightly, holding my head in my hands, and yelling, "BABY NEEDS HIS MEDICATION!" until I get what I want.

    BABIES FIRST PRISON SENTENCE.
  13. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 wat now?

    He breathes through his eyes, you bigot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm above the law.

    All joking aside, I think those sick fucks at the psychiatric unit I went to before the psych ward wanted me to snap or try to make a run for it so they could see security restrain me. At one point the old guy left an exit door open when I was looking at that area and I wasn't sure why he did that, but I just ignored it because of the risks, then he closed it some time later and may have said something.

    At one point while in a room with beds and multiple people either sleeping or pretending to sleep I said, "You know, this is why some people hate cops." and this white guy with a buzzed head started laughing and got up, started walking around. At one point I asked him if they actually wanted you to snap due to the things they kept doing and he chuckled and said, "Yeah." He looked like he might be a part of punk subculture and had an inner lower lip tattoo, but I never asked him what it said.

    That's fucking sick, they probably wanted to take it even further.
  15. You need help.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 wat now?

    I dunno. Your eyes get less oxygen with contacts and get dried out. I figured maybe that has some effect on overall hydration levels? Shut up.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You need help.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    My attention span is gone. I can't read my thread anymore.

    Halp!
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Just watched "He never died" for some reason thinking it was a series but turns out it was just a movie which was disappointing considering it was lit AF.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    John dies at the end is a film, too. Now, if I could remember anything about that movie.

    I guess John dies at the end.

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