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What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dead but he was more hysterical than historical.

    Is meta really dead? Source?
  2. #22
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Jesus's biological father, the real one who cucked Joseph, not God

    That would be trippy as fuck, bring Moses too, that nigga trips hard
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  4. #24
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Adolf Hitler so I can ask him some advice on fucking my cousin.
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Is meta really dead? Source?

    Trust me, he's dead.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Adolf Hitler so I can ask him some advice on fucking my cousin.

    It was just a different time back then, none of it would apply in a modern civilized society.

    Unfortunately ur just gonna have to roofie her
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Trust me, he's dead.

    So what you’re saying is you have no proof that he’s dead. Ok then
  8. #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  9. #29
    Arkan.

    I would help bust him out of prison and kill mudslimes.
  10. #30
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Hijikata Toushizou
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That would be Jill.

    female obviously



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  13. #33
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by A College Professor gorgio armani

    Find out Hugo Boss's stance on the current style of military clothing.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist actually i'm not sure who the biggest slut in history was. but whoever it was, them.
    Bill Krozbys mom.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Is meta really dead? Source?

    I last talked to him in 2015.

    Yes, this is still one account I check often. I left zoklet about 5 years ago. In fact I'm on my computer way less - maybe 3 hours a week, as opposed to the. 8 to 10 hours day like I did before the accident.

    In case you haven't heard, on 9/1/12. - on the way home from doing my weekly radio show (60's rarities. I can give you a link, if you wish. ) Now this accident seemed no big deal but turn out I broke my back. No movement below my waist. I now get around in a helluva electric chair. A year ago, though I started to slowly regain movemen and can now walk with a walker pretty well and continue to improve.

    So that's my story. How you've been?

    - Meta
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you’re saying is you have no proof that he’s dead. Ok then

    No, that's what you're saying.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, that's what you're saying.

    So when did he die, Speedy?
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter So when did he die, Speedy?

    It was a couple few years back. He used to do the radio show out of Cali. I forget the station call letters now. But I recall checking to see if he was still doing his Saturday gig and there was a deal on the station site that he had just passed earlier that month.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It was a couple few years back. He used to do the radio show out of Cali. I forget the station call letters now. But I recall checking to see if he was still doing his Saturday gig and there was a deal on the station site that he had just passed earlier that month.

    I'll need a week to confirm or deny this.
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I'll need a week to confirm or deny this.

    Yeah, take your time.
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