What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?

1. 2018-02-12 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dead but he was more hysterical than historical.

   
   Is meta really dead? Source?
2. 2018-02-13 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Jesus's biological father, the real one who cucked Joseph, not God
   
   That would be trippy as fuck, bring Moses too, that nigga trips hard
3. 2018-02-13 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #23
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
4. 2018-02-13 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #24
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Adolf Hitler so I can ask him some advice on fucking my cousin.
5. 2018-02-13 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Is meta really dead? Source?

   
   Trust me, he's dead.
6. 2018-02-13 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Adolf Hitler so I can ask him some advice on fucking my cousin.

   
   It was just a different time back then, none of it would apply in a modern civilized society.
   
   Unfortunately ur just gonna have to roofie her
7. 2018-02-13 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Trust me, he's dead.

   
   So what you’re saying is you have no proof that he’s dead. Ok then
8. 2018-02-13 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #28
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
9. 2018-02-13 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Arkan.
   
   I would help bust him out of prison and kill mudslimes.
10. 2018-02-13 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Hijikata Toushizou
11. 2018-02-13 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #31
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
12. 2018-02-13 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #32
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That would be Jill.

    
    female obviously
    
    
    
    .
13. 2018-02-13 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by A College Professor gorgio armani

    
    Find out Hugo Boss's stance on the current style of military clothing.
14. 2018-02-13 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist actually i'm not sure who the biggest slut in history was. but whoever it was, them.

    Bill Krozbys mom.
15. 2018-02-13 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Is meta really dead? Source?

    
    I last talked to him in 2015.
    
    

    Yes, this is still one account I check often. I left zoklet about 5 years ago. In fact I'm on my computer way less - maybe 3 hours a week, as opposed to the. 8 to 10 hours day like I did before the accident.
    
    In case you haven't heard, on 9/1/12. - on the way home from doing my weekly radio show (60's rarities. I can give you a link, if you wish. ) Now this accident seemed no big deal but turn out I broke my back. No movement below my waist. I now get around in a helluva electric chair. A year ago, though I started to slowly regain movemen and can now walk with a walker pretty well and continue to improve.
    
    So that's my story. How you've been?
    
    - Meta

16. 2018-02-13 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So what you’re saying is you have no proof that he’s dead. Ok then

    
    No, that's what you're saying.
17. 2018-02-13 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, that's what you're saying.

    
    So when did he die, Speedy?
18. 2018-02-13 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter So when did he die, Speedy?

    
    It was a couple few years back. He used to do the radio show out of Cali. I forget the station call letters now. But I recall checking to see if he was still doing his Saturday gig and there was a deal on the station site that he had just passed earlier that month.
19. 2018-02-13 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It was a couple few years back. He used to do the radio show out of Cali. I forget the station call letters now. But I recall checking to see if he was still doing his Saturday gig and there was a deal on the station site that he had just passed earlier that month.

    
    I'll need a week to confirm or deny this.
20. 2018-02-13 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I'll need a week to confirm or deny this.

    
    Yeah, take your time.