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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-10 at 8:31 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 8:35 PM UTCMalice please don't go to college and try to be some weird eccentric Gucci-wearing antinatalist philosophical savant. For your own sake. You will quickly become a walking meme. I know you're excited and trying to improve but your future reeks of regret.
You will become disillusioned with the whole experience of higher education. After you put yourself out there as an eccentric weirdo, you won't be able to take it back. Just try to be normal. For the love of god, don't ruin this for yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-10 at 8:38 PM UTCBut I think memeing IRL is fun. Why the fuck would I want to be normal? You honestly don't see it as unbearably boring, a life not even worth living?
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2018-02-10 at 8:46 PM UTCImagine implanting a device in someone that would make them feel like they were constantly shitting themselves.
This should be feasible. It would be such good revenge. -
2018-02-10 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Falco, how many incredibly autistic people have you met and why?
Just perchance made friends with them in different ways. Off the top of my head, I know 3 very well and 3 more who I would call acquaintances or maybe friends, most are not connected to each other.It would align with my theory that you may be autistic yourself.
You think everyone is autistic, Malice. I took your test as honestly as I could and scored really low. I have never had any real signs of having autism.I'm simply explaining why things are the way they are. I have a solid plan to change things and do intend to put effort in.
I wonder if the reason I rouse your ire so often and to such an extent is because I remind you of the aspects of yourself you see as negative, past or present. You give the distinct impression of a person that is strongly affected by a sense of shame.
Not really. I just think you are a shameless rat of a human being. I fucking hate leeches and shitters. My whole life has been built on ruthless discipline, hard work and a disgust for laziness. I am actually in favour of social safety nets that can help people get back on their feet, or people who genuinely cannot survive by themselves, but you've spent over half a decade just shamelessly leeching off society and denying your problembecause it's easier for you to pretend it's a super power. You are a loser. If you just dropped dead, it would literally be a net benefit to society. Doesn't that bother you? Doesn't being worthless perturb you? Maybe not. But that's all the more reason for me to be disgusted by you. -
2018-02-10 at 8:49 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 8:50 PM UTCSo you have 6 autistic friends? There is no way in hell that's just a coincidence. If it isn't autism then there's a good chance you're pathologically awkward and shy IRL.
Why on earth would all that bother me? I preach death the human race. Your judgements mean nothing to me, you filthy apes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-10 at 8:51 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 9 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 9:02 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 9:03 PM UTCA 3.5GPA is not impressive, especially at your level. If you can't actually apply yourself you'll become remarkable. No one should envy you.
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2018-02-10 at 9:08 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 9:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice So you have 6 autistic friends? There is no way in hell that's just a coincidence.
100% coincidence.If it isn't autism then there's a good chance you're pathologically awkward and shy IRL.
Not even remotely.Why on earth would all that bother me? I preach death the human race. Your judgements mean nothing to me, you filthy apes.
I hope you can see this post in 10 years, because you will cringe so hard. -
2018-02-10 at 9:26 PM UTC
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2018-02-10 at 9:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice A 3.5GPA is not impressive, especially at your level. If you can't actually apply yourself you'll become remarkable. No one should envy you.
my goals are:
not be homeless
have food and water
drugs
i could go for a 2.0 GPA tbh, then i'd probably just sit there and jack off in the corner -
2018-02-10 at 9:44 PM UTCYou have no ambition.
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2018-02-10 at 9:46 PM UTCso?
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2018-02-10 at 9:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice But I think memeing IRL is fun. Why the fuck would I want to be normal? You honestly don't see it as unbearably boring, a life not even worth living?
Malice, take it from me (your fellow autist) - you want to be normal because the nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Memeing IRL is fun, sure. Whatever. Being a meme IRL is less fun. You sound like you're going to become a Chris-chan tier lulzcow for your school. -
2018-02-10 at 9:57 PM UTCYou're a coward, HTS, too weak to handle this. I am different.
I kind of want this Gucci x Sailor Moon hoodie.
I also want a black shirt that says, "We Are All Adolf Hitler" on it.
Falco, did you know that Gucci actually did a collaboration with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
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2018-02-10 at 10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice You're a coward, HTS, too weak to handle this. I am different.
I kind of want this Gucci x Sailor Moon hoodie.
I also want a black shirt that says, "We Are All Adolf Hitler" on it.
Falco, did you know that Gucci actually did a collaboration with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
i hope you get bullied by college students
