The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-06 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #281
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Seriously? I thought they didn’t hire guys that had just graduated from a boot camp.
   
   I’d suck your dick to get a foot in the foor of the high paying financial industry. Just throwing that out there.

   
   Usually not, bootcamps have a certain stigma about them that makes getting an interview tough but if someone vouches for you that gets you past HR and you can interview on more or less even footing. Harder at the apples and googles of the world but going through a contracting firm works pretty well. It's usually not the sexiest or best paid work in the world but 60-80 starting isn't anything to scoff at, and it's usually not too hard to spin that into FTE status with commensurate pay and benefits after a year or so if you don't have visa drama.
   
   Once you graduate I can get you a few interviews, but it's up to you from there. No dick sucking required.
2. 2018-02-06 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #282
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Malice I’d suck your dick to get a foot in the foor of the high paying financial industry. Just throwing that out there.

   
   ive seen people who sold their soul and orifices to the devils but have never sees the beginning of it.
3. 2018-02-06 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #283
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Lanny is the devil? I thought he only danced like him.
4. 2018-02-06 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mo' money mo' problems
5. 2018-02-06 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #285
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Mo' money mo' honies

   
   Fix'd.
6. 2018-02-06 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #286
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   pregabalax on the train
   
   probably going to buy a lot of dumb nonsense
7. 2018-02-06 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #287
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Malice Lanny is the devil? I thought he only danced like him.

   
   nobody beats the devil at dirty dancing
8. 2018-02-06 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #288
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Mo' money mo' problems

   
   Less money, even more problems.
9. 2018-02-06 at 6:21 AM UTC

   #289
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Bitch you bad as fuck I just might hit you with no rubber :
   
   
10. 2018-02-06 at 6:36 AM UTC

    #290
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Shitting your pants is like a religious experience. Just the feeling of letting go of taboo and inhibition. Seriously, at least wear swimming bottoms and try it.
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-02-06 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #291
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Shitting your pants is like a religious experience. Just the feeling of letting go of taboo and inhibition. Seriously, at least wear swimming bottoms and try it.

    
    What happened?
12. 2018-02-06 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #292
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is a weird fetish
    
    
13. 2018-02-06 at 8:09 AM UTC

    #293
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Went out on a bunch of pregabalin and xanax, double vision ahoy
    
    tried to hit on the pretty girl selling crepes then remembered I can't do that, not allow, and told her I'd catch up with her on her break or something
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-02-06 at 8:10 AM UTC

    #294
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    which I won't do
15. 2018-02-06 at 8:18 AM UTC

    #295
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ You gotta hit that shit, nigga.
16. 2018-02-06 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #296
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
17. 2018-02-06 at 9:24 AM UTC

    #297
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by aldra which I won't do

    
    tempting really, I'll snap a sneaky pic next time I there. She's Asian, wears the uniform perfectly but has hints of tattoos poking out the sides.
    
    
    Unfortunately though,
    MEINE EHRE HEISST TREU
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    • Lanny
18. 2018-02-06 at 11:48 AM UTC

    #298
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Shitting your pants is like a religious experience. Just the feeling of letting go of taboo and inhibition. Seriously, at least wear swimming bottoms and try it.

    
    You and Malice should get together and do dope until you shit yourselves.
19. 2018-02-06 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #299
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix You and Malice should get together and do dope until you shit yourselves.

    
    Did you cop that ball? Was it fly?
20. 2018-02-06 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #300
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    §m£ÂgØL how is your litecoin doing? Surely you cashed out just moments before the dip, right?