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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think I feel it! The effects of the marijuana training are paying off!
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I think I feel it! The effects of the marijuana training are paying off!

    That's just your early onset rapid dementia.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I missed this article that talks about antinatalism and interviewed Benatar: https://www.reddit.com/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newyorker.com%2Fculture%2Fpersons-of-interest%2Fthe-case-for-not-being-born

    It's nice to see all the subreddits it was crossposted to.

    I wonder what kind of person Benatar is, what kind of life he's had. He seems so interesting and cool. It's noteworthy that he claims to have had anti-natalist sentiments from the time he was a child, although he didn't specify the age.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop That's just your early onset rapid dementia.

    Does anyone here ever huff their remote controls? They have this distinct smell.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone here ever huff their remote controls? They have this distinct smell.

    Naw fam. But I do be goin' hard sniffing red bone vaginas. #BlackVaginasMatter
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder how good it would feel to completely let go while on a combination of heroin and a benzo and piss your pants.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    probably feel a bit like not breathing
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    I was watching "the collection" last night though I seen it a couple times already it was one of those litty movies. I remember thinking "what kind of asshole cheats on a girl with a hearing aid? I would never ever do it that". Not that cheating on a girl with no physical disabilities is more acceptable(well actually it kinda is IMHO) but it just seems extra mean to do it to a girl like that.

    IDK perhaps I'm just fucked in the head.
  9. Originally posted by Malice I wonder how good it would feel to completely let go while on a combination of heroin and a benzo and piss your pants.

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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm not sure if this is a false memory I just recalled, but as a child I remember that for some reason it was fun to shower wearing clothes, and I may have pissed myself while doing that because it felt good, completely letting go and feeling that warm liquid spread around you, abandoning taboo and self-control.

    It's practically a religious experience. Try wearing at least swimming bottoms in the shower and pissing yourself, then you might understand what I'm talking about.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice I'm not sure if this is a false memory I just recalled, but as a child I remember that for some reason it was fun to shower wearing clothes, and I may have pissed myself while doing that because it felt good, completely letting go and feeling that warm liquid spread around you, abandoning taboo and self-control.

    It's practically a religious experience. Try wearing at least swimming bottoms in the shower and pissing yourself, then you might understand what I'm talking about.

    You're fucked.
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  12. At least he aint a pool/hot tub pisser.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone has ever been dyed black as a prank or for revenge. Like, if you used an industrial strength dye and covered them in it for hours while they were incapacitated, how long would they remain that way? I wonder what the longest lasting dye available is.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick At least he aint a pool/hot tub pisser.

    That's so unhygenic and uncouth, I would never do such a thing. Pissing yourself while wearing shorts in the shower hurts no one.
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  15. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Lanny did you ever get that 2c-b?
  16. Originally posted by CASPER this is almost exactly how I feel. It's a lot of work.

    All I like is swimming in that pussy like its mac and cheese. i got hoes that love me but really they should anyway so?!?!?!!?
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Man Sunday is boring. Also, i stll need to get a new PSU or just install Devuan on this other PC i have laying around but man. PSU's are expensive and the other PC is old as fuck so i can't install via USB. So now i need to burn an ISO of Devuan but the laptop i am on right now is slow as all fuck. You'd say "Soph if you're so bored, go do all that shit." NO! I don't feel like it, you know what i feel like? Fat rails of Oxy and Ritalin. Yee, yee. That's what i feel like. Soon though, i need to wait to get those items. FUCK, also, i don't know man. I need a DONG. As in something i can Do Online Now Guys.

    You know waiting for something is the worst. I feel annoyed when i have to wait for something, i mean 15 minutes is ok but a couple hours sucks horse cock.

    Luister, praat Frans tegen een Duitser maar als je money talked versta ik zelfs gebarentaal; zuiver.
  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Sophie FUCK, also, i don't know man. I need a DONG. As in something i can Do Online Now Guys.

    Don't lie, that's not what you meant.
  19. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Why don't you just buy etizolam online? No drug dealers, white coat or otherwise. Cheap prices. Delivered to your door.

    Just ordered some. If they work, I owe you a pizza.

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