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  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra no, this one isn't a shit forced meme

    all memes are shit forced



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  2. #62
    Originally posted by CASPER I'm at moms house. I'm renting a hotel room right now. I still don't know her well enough to let her know where I live anyway. I don't like anxiety though. I feel like I'm at my first middle school dance again. Lol. It's awful.

    I'm such a fag. But it'd be a lot easier if she wouldn't be so overt. Go watch a movie, let me have a few drinks, crank one out in the bathroom real quick. But she's making it pretty clear she wants me over there NOW.

    So did you bang her or what?
  3. #63
    Your mom I mean
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  4. #64
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    My dr is not giving me the kpins anymore because I keep passing drug tests. I told him I usually pass for them, even at higher does and showed him studies that it's not that uncommon. I don't know if him or the dea but I've gotten any in a couple of months. They were the only relief for my arm pain and a good amount of my progress is regressing.

    So, a friend of mine gave me a joint to smoke. Never again. I shot up dope and some crack in between strokes but never weed. It was miserable, I couldn't even finish it and it was pretty good shit. I had though about trying acid again at some point, not now or weed again.

    I really can't afford xanies and even if I could, they're pretty much the polar opposite of how kpins work. I've never really found them from people and I don't want to go back in that game to find them.

    ps I don't care if my grammar isn't perfect, I'm not going to bother proofreading.
  5. #65
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if it's constant pain, xanax would probably give you a few hours relief and that's it

    have you tried muscle relaxants like soma? it seems strange to me you're on benzos for it as opposed to regular painkillers
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  8. #68
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 So did you bang her or what?

    Took me an extra hour n a half to shave my face, trim my pubes, shower, wash my gross greasy hair, trim my nails, put some orajel on my dick, make sure i waterpiked out my teeth and shit so I didn't have smokers breath, do some laundry, take a couple of xanax bars and a couple gin and tonics, and smoke a bunch of dope before I left. And by the time I got there after meeting some antiques customers, pretty sure she was asleep.

    But that's on her. She just missed out on the best 5 minutes and 20 seconds of her young life. I do wish she'd grow out her hair again though.

    But I'm gonna shove a rag in the toilet like we've done before and tell the hotel that my wife is mortified to take a shit in the room for fear it'll overflow again. Last time they upgraded to this GORGEOUS atop floor suite with big leather sofas and sculpture and a big whirlpool bath in the corner of the room, overlooking the airport.
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  9. #69
    Originally posted by CASPER Took me an extra hour n a half to shave my face, trim my pubes, shower, wash my gross greasy hair, trim my nails, put some orajel on my dick, make sure i waterpiked out my teeth and shit so I didn't have smokers breath, do some laundry, take a couple of xanax bars and a couple gin and tonics, and smoke a bunch of dope before I left. And by the time I got there after meeting some antiques customers, pretty sure she was asleep.

    But that's on her. She just missed out on the best 5 minutes and 20 seconds of her young life. I do wish she'd grow out her hair again though.

    how do you know this girl. tinder? you never told me
  10. #70
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Enter how do you know this girl. tinder? you never told me

    I'm way too much of a pussy for Tinder. I couldn't take rejection of that magnitude. I've kind of just come to terms with any chicks I actually want to bang being polite and nothing more,

    Her gross lanky balding jedi ex bf of 6 months started calling me for antiques- that she was paying for with her money. She paid for his food, clothes, cigarettes, drugs, etc. one night Drove down and was waiting for him, and he was passed out cold so she took his phone and started texting me, eventually I met up with her and she started telling me how awful he was to her, and how she just wanted out, and stuff about her life. Eventually she started saying he should hang out or go take photos with her old cameras, or see a movie or get dinner. Then recently she's been being way more overt, looking for excuses to drop by during the day to see me, or have me come over. A lot of winky emojis and saying stuff like let her know any time I want to call in a favor.

    I'm starting to think her last relationship was just such a complete clusterfuck that she's trying to lessen than post-breakup crash with someone she can feel safe and comfortable around. Her ex has broken into her condo multiple times to steal drug money.
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  11. #71
    Originally posted by Semiazas My dr is not giving me the kpins anymore because I keep passing drug tests. I told him I usually pass for them, even at higher does and showed him studies that it's not that uncommon. I don't know if him or the dea but I've gotten any in a couple of months. They were the only relief for my arm pain and a good amount of my progress is regressing.

    So, a friend of mine gave me a joint to smoke. Never again. I shot up dope and some crack in between strokes but never weed. It was miserable, I couldn't even finish it and it was pretty good shit. I had though about trying acid again at some point, not now or weed again.

    I really can't afford xanies and even if I could, they're pretty much the polar opposite of how kpins work. I've never really found them from people and I don't want to go back in that game to find them.

    ps I don't care if my grammar isn't perfect, I'm not going to bother proofreading.

    Why don't you just buy etizolam online? No drug dealers, white coat or otherwise. Cheap prices. Delivered to your door.
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  12. #72
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Go for it casper please. What if it turns out really well and she turns out amazing and you live your lives together forever. Imagine how hapoy your mom would be for ypu to have a wife and s9me kids
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  13. #73
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I have to say this. Weed is just a shit tier drug. Even before I got into harder drugs like crack and meth and just drank myself to nearly death everyday I already felt this way. The greatness of the drug is over exaggerated to an extreme degree as well as it's benefits. I don't smoke weed because I'm a grown up and not in the 7th grade anymore so I do REAL drugs that ruin lives like 2 mg Xanax bars and big fat rock star lines of meth, nigga.
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  14. #74
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This shit is lit like nick:

  15. #75
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra if it's constant pain, xanax would probably give you a few hours relief and that's it

    have you tried muscle relaxants like soma? it seems strange to me you're on benzos for it as opposed to regular painkillers

    Baclofin does practically nothing, even at higher does and yeah that's why I've avoided Xanax. As far traditional painkillers, even if I didn't take the vivitrol I wouldn't trust myself with opes. The benzos were perscribed for my bipolar. It was a happy accident that they helped with pain.
  16. #76
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Why don't you just buy etizolam online? No drug dealers, white coat or otherwise. Cheap prices. Delivered to your door.

    Thanks, I'll look into that.
  17. #77
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RestStop This shit is lit like nick:


    Say nigger.
  18. #78
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Semiazas Say nigger.

    LAWL! NIQQA LIQQAZ!
  19. #79
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Anyone else going get the galaxy s9 next month?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by RestStop I have to say this. Weed is just a shit tier drug. Even before I got into harder drugs like crack and meth and just drank myself to nearly death everyday I already felt this way. The greatness of the drug is over exaggerated to an extreme degree as well as it's benefits. I don't smoke weed because I'm a grown up and not in the 7th grade anymore so I do REAL drugs that ruin lives like 2 mg Xanax bars and big fat rock star lines of meth, nigga.

    ... weed is awesome. It's like water nigga. No one needs to be singing the praises of water cause they already know.

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