2018-01-22 at 1:21 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I keep feeling this..THING at the bottom of my spine moving around
Should I just kick the stool?
2018-01-22 at 1:24 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
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2018-01-22 at 1:25 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I think I'm going to get a scan...for my brain...
2018-01-22 at 1:31 AM UTC
D E L U S I O N A L
P A R A S I T O S I S
2018-01-22 at 2:11 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by mashlehash
I do not have worms
It's not worms, plural. It's worm, in the singular. A 5-foot-long tapeworm is what you have.
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2018-01-22 at 2:47 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The patient, whose identity has not been revealed, told the doctor that during a bout of bloody diarrhoea he looked down and thought a piece of his intestine was hanging from his behind.
When the man pulled on it and it kept coming out, he realized it was moving and must be a worm.
This was marginally better, Banh said, than “if you think you’re dying because your entrails are shooting out of your bottom”.sauce:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/20/california-sushi-tapeworm-fresno-doctor-salmon
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2018-01-22 at 3:06 PM UTC
lol, when i was staying at some old bitches house and doing a lot of crack, i would feel shit moving around inside the mattress on my bed, every night. i was totally convinced there were mice or summing inside the mattress. i looked all over it for holes but there were none. but this still went on for weeks, every fucking night as soon as i got comfortable i'd feel things moving around under the mattress. in the end i took the woman's mattress out into the yard and cut it open. found nothing, lol. just the drugs doing my nut in, lol.
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2018-01-22 at 3:44 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When your mattress moves like that, it's ghosts.