So, I just spent 9 hours being tattooed last night/morning.

1. 2018-01-19 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #101
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Hydro, you are a disgusting, immoral cunt. You are a prostitute so you do things for pay.
   
   If you send me your children's information (SSN, birth name etc) I will set up a $2 million trust that will provide for them through college, on the condition that you live stream yourself shooting yourself in the head.
   
   This is a serious offer. Your children will never have to see their unmarketable whore mother sucking off johns to support them. If you love your children, you will take this offer.

   
   >HYDRO kills herself on cam
   >Kids get monopoly money mailed to them for the rest of their lives
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • D4NG0, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-01-19 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by HTS >HYDRO kills herself on cam
   >Kids get monopoly money mailed to them for the rest of their lives

   
   Literally da dream
3. 2018-01-19 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS >HYDRO kills herself on cam
   >Kids get monopoly money mailed to them for the rest of their lives

   
   We aren't cavemen, the trust would simply transfer the monopoly money to their monopoly account
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS
4. 2018-01-20 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone I wouldn't go swimming in a public pool not being pregnant.
   
   There's a lot of things that could happen. I could go without ever so much as getting a paper cut, pregnancy or not, and develop a serious infection. Shit happens. When there's a real, and truly risky thing, then yes, I will do my best to avoid and prevent that thing from happening, but I'm not going to stop living my life for fear of walking out the door since there's a chance lightening could strike.
   
   
   
   
   He's a very happy baby, really affectionate to me and others he's around. He behaves very well, he's pretty damn smart from what I can tell, he's always trying to tear things apart to figure out how they work, and isn't much for playing with toys in his age bracket. He likes when we play the guitar together, where I'll hold the chord, and he strums. He's getting to where he wants to hold the chords, but it doesn't work out right since it's so big for him.
   
   He's never been in daycare. He never will be in daycare. He is babysat by a couple friends, and plays with their kids. He's a pretty chill kid, and except when I'm working, which I don't need to do a whole lot, gives me a lot more time to be with him than if I worked a typical 9-5 M-F, he's with me. I try to spend a good deal of time teaching him things, and working on him knowing his letters, numbers, words, periodic table etc. I really couldn't ask for a better behaved, good kid overall. He's also very fun just to be around.

   
   I think your son is in foster care and this is all a movie-like delusion.
   
   That or if you keep letting random trashy people watch your son he's gonna be molested.
5. 2018-01-20 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #105
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
6. 2018-01-21 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor are you a Mexican?

   
   Did you used to pretend to be autistic for like 5 full years, and provide tinychat goers with a view of your expressionless thousand yard stare & no conversation, yet still go daily... until a woman simply told you it was lame then you immediately switched your whole shit up? Oh yeaa.. I think you did.
7. 2018-01-21 at 6:54 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lolwat
8. 2018-01-21 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #108
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader your not a real sailor.

   
   youre not a real heterosexual
9. 2018-01-21 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SmallLuigi is kind of a pussy that way, lol.
10. 2018-01-21 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You can tattoo your skin all you want, you're still a fat piece of shit. Trailer trash junkie whore.
11. 2018-01-21 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Did you used to pretend to be autistic for like 5 full years, and provide tinychat goers with a view of your expressionless thousand yard stare & no conversation, yet still go daily… until a woman simply told you it was lame then you immediately switched your whole shit up? Oh yeaa.. I think you did.

    
    Edge Lord
12. 2018-01-21 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #112
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Probably, but maybe not. This is a child you're talking about. Putting that child at risk so you can look cool? Pretty fucking irresponsible, especially on top of drug use. There's a reason most tattoo artists will turn away pregnant women.

    
    stop listening to the media's 'everything's gonna kill you' rhetoric, ffs.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-01-21 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist stop listening to the media's 'everything's gonna kill you' rhetoric, ffs.
    
    
    
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    If there's one time to be paranoid, its when you have a fucking baby in you. Why would you risk anything when it comes to the development of your child? They're so sensitive during this time.
14. 2018-01-21 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not that it matters since the drugs will have a much bigger effect on the fetus anyway.
15. 2018-01-21 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #115
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre not a real heterosexual

    
    never said i am
16. 2018-01-21 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #116
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Hydromorphone sexually abused §m£ÂgØL. Why isn't anyone calling for her resignation? She not only sexually abused him, she got her husband to sexually abuse him too. Then she cucked him into believing her pregnancy was his. §m£ÂgØL was a victim all the way around and it's not ok.
    
    #banyourselfhydromorphone #timesup
17. 2018-01-21 at 7 PM UTC

    #117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    #killyourself
18. 2018-01-21 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Edge Lord

    
    Shut yo drunk ass up Grimace. i think mmq needs a virtual rim job so you should be gettin to that.
19. 2018-01-21 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Shut yo drunk ass up Grimace. i think mmq needs a virtual rim job so you should be gettin to that.

    
    Whoa. Aren't you full of spite and rage?
20. 2018-01-21 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #120
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]