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So, I just spent 9 hours being tattooed last night/morning.

  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter "I don't use amps"
    "Last time I used them was only 4 months ago"

    You're trash.

    "Not regularly anyway"

    You're jealous.
  2. #42
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter "I don't use amps"
    "Last time I used them was only 4 months ago"

    You're trash.

    good job. torque her noodle before shes posted nude selfies.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by mmQ "Not regularly anyway"

    You're jealous.

    of what?
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter of what?

    You know what.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by mmQ You know what.

    can you admit you have nothing and you're white knighting for a fat piece of trash
  6. #46
    Who else reads hydro's threads in reverse and just skips to the end and snakes backwards? Much comfier browsing experience in my opinion. Otherwise it's like listening in on women's banal nonsense at a party in the middle of the kitchen. YIBYIBYIBYIBYIBIYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBIYBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIBYIB.
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  7. #47
    Originally posted by RisiR † Bruh….




    The motive of the tattoo.

    About sums up this thread
  8. #48
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Imagine hydro miraculously lost weight and became normal. How would the trash tat look then? Do they shrink?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Imagine hydro miraculously lost weight and became normal. How would the trash tat look then? Do they shrink?

    They melt. People who are fat and lose weight have lots of excess skin.
  10. #50
    Uh-huh... Three 6... Mafia...
    We gotta do it for the ladies this time man... gotta do one
    For the ladies they say we never do one for em... We gon
    Talk about how ladies have these dudes sewed up...
    How a lotta dudes fall lame to the game.. It's goin down...

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't ask me nigga, you nasty nigga, you had ya tongue in my ass nigga
    And you a pro so I know it wasn't the first time and it won't be the last nigga
    And ain't tryna to act like it wasn't all that when you be sick when I'll fall back
    Name any piece of furniture in ya crib and I can guarantee we fuck on that
    See when you hooked you know that it's.. so good you gotta go back
    Then it seem like any other chick that you try to stick ya dick in be so wack
    And for some reason it won't stay up but when you wit me it be way up
    And you'll never say no when I call yo phone you already be ready to lay up

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-12-15T04:46:08.453455+00:00
  11. #51
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Imagine hydro miraculously lost weight and became normal. How would the trash tat look then? Do they shrink?

    I'm imagining a heaps stretchy and crooked dolphin
  12. #52
    bling bling Dark Matter
  13. #53
    It's definitely that^ tier

    Also I came in here expecting this bitch who has no car to be spending $1K on gay ass tattoos with her priorities all fucked up but it turns out some hillbilly was willing to do it for a gross fuck & $60. Aka hydros net worth
  14. #54
    Specifically came in here to say that I didn't read
  15. #55
    bling bling Dark Matter
    note the scars
  16. #56
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Just got my second session done Tuesday night/Wednesday morning since a lot of shit has been going on that's kinda made it hard to line a time good for my tattoo artist and me is why it's taken so long. Sat there for another 8+ hours. There was a lot of solid black being filled in, so I definitely was sore as fuck toward the end, and even now, where as last time I'd pretty much forgot about it by now. Was nauseous as fuck, until our celibate, Mormon, male stripper, drug dealer showed up with some fine ass weed and fudge. I got fucking stoned as fuck, and ate half a square of fudge ad was lit for the rest of the night just about, thank god, or else I doubt I could have hacked another 8+ hours of this shit since I'm feeling a lot more sensitive lately.

    Really happy with how it's turning out. There definitely is going to be another 8-9+ session, and probably one more after that, just to do any touch ups. Fucking a lot more time consuming, longer that I thought it'd initially take.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Just got my second session done Tuesday night/Wednesday morning since a lot of shit has been going on that's kinda made it hard to line a time good for my tattoo artist and me is why it's taken so long. Sat there for another 8+ hours. There was a lot of solid black being filled in, so I definitely was sore as fuck toward the end, and even now, where as last time I'd pretty much forgot about it by now. Was nauseous as fuck, until our celibate, Mormon, male stripper, drug dealer showed up with some fine ass weed and fudge. I got fucking stoned as fuck, and ate half a square of fudge ad was lit for the rest of the night just about, thank god, or else I doubt I could have hacked another 8+ hours of this shit since I'm feeling a lot more sensitive lately.

    Really happy with how it's turning out. There definitely is going to be another 8-9+ session, and probably one more after that, just to do any touch ups. Fucking a lot more time consuming, longer that I thought it'd initially take.

    I bet it really accentuates your classiness.
  18. #58
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Just got my second session done Tuesday night/Wednesday morning since a lot of shit has been going on that's kinda made it hard to line a time good for my tattoo artist and me is why it's taken so long. Sat there for another 8+ hours. There was a lot of solid black being filled in, so I definitely was sore as fuck toward the end, and even now, where as last time I'd pretty much forgot about it by now. Was nauseous as fuck, until our celibate, Mormon, male stripper, drug dealer showed up with some fine ass weed and fudge. I got fucking stoned as fuck, and ate half a square of fudge ad was lit for the rest of the night just about, thank god, or else I doubt I could have hacked another 8+ hours of this shit since I'm feeling a lot more sensitive lately.

    Really happy with how it's turning out. There definitely is going to be another 8-9+ session, and probably one more after that, just to do any touch ups. Fucking a lot more time consuming, longer that I thought it'd initially take.

    if i remember right your something like pregnant right now.

    yes ???
  19. #59
    The early stages of pregnancy are one of the most vital to development and hydro goes putting ink into her baby. And she does it in some dude's living room, increasing the risk of infection, and smokes weed while doing it.

    Furthermore, she used the word 'lit', which is reason enough to consider her incapable of raising a child.
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  20. #60
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 The early stages of pregnancy are one of the most vital to development and hydro goes putting ink into her baby.

    This is "fetus in stomach" tier, §m£ÂgØL. >:(
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