2017-11-12 at 6:20 PM UTC
I can't even imagine going through all that while you're tripping balls tho
2017-11-12 at 6:23 PM UTC
One time while me and hydro were fighting I took my fleshlight and chopped it up with scissors over the garbage can in front of her very confused roomate.
2017-11-12 at 6:29 PM UTC
Yeah, he just bought it for decoration. How in denial can you get, man?
2017-11-12 at 7:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON
This is what happens when I get drunk and decide eating all the 4-aco DMT is a good idea.
I registered an account of the name "gangster octopus" but I kept typing "gangster penguin" with spelling errors and couldn't sign in or type correctly because I was so fucked.
HTS's parents (I just call them mom and dad) don't want me on the street and the only reason they keep me around is to look after her, she's OD'd with her parents in the house so I can see why they like having me around.
I'm only here for her so if they all wanted me gone I could be with my family across the country by now.
But her parents say I'm part of the family now.
so the marriage is final. how tragic.
post pics of parents.
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2017-11-12 at 7:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader
dont be a prude.
just becos you have a penis doesnt make you a he.
What a retarded thing to say.
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2017-11-12 at 7:34 PM UTC
I'm a fucking monster. T_T
2017-11-12 at 8:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Helladamnleet
Him, he, his*
FTFY
Are shamu, free willy, and moby dick the appropriate pronouns for your wife?
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2017-11-12 at 9:10 PM UTC
What a retarded thing to say.
2017-11-12 at 9:24 PM UTC
Uhhh...I thought fleshlight was a word enhancement for flashlight. But it's actually a fag toy?