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Just beat the shit out of scron...

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's a goddamn cigarette
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash What duct tape?

    I don't need duct tape

    you need duct tape. you squirm too much.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Knowing hts, he'll take him back.


    Fucking screw up, he'll take him back.

    In two weeks there will be another grand slam thread about how scron ACCEPTED his BEHAVIOR.

    More ear nuzzling

    More cock sucking

    And he'll even be astounded when scron brings back his fleshlight.

    They'll start doing etiz, hts will get loose, and he'll probably end up licking scron's Hershey universe.
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  4. Hershey universe is my new phrase for the day.
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  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hts is a fool...

    I like him

    But he's so naive and gullible

    It seems like he lives to get used.

    First it's an old crackhead in a wheelchair, giving him crack for a feel

    And then it's a piano teeth having, iceberg forehead faggot taking all his drugs
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mash really comes to life in matters involving LucyButt, and i like it, taste of her hairy chapstick.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Would you make out with sean for a grand or a nice rock? Think about the last time he brushed his teeth.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I like how scron uses female pronouns for his boyfriend who uses a fleshlight.
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  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I like how scron uses female pronouns for his boyfriend who uses a fleshlight.

    Lol straight up
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    using a fleshlight doesn't count as a threesome.
  11. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock using a fleshlight doesn't count as a threesome.

    No, but it means he has a penis with which to use it, making Scronaldo a faggot.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock using a fleshlight doesn't count as a threesome.

    it might if you drill an extra hole in it so it's like a... connector?
  13. Originally posted by aldra it might if you drill an extra hole in it so it's like a… connector?

    Like a Chinese finger trap

  14. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Like a Chinese finger trap


    Canadian Penis Trap
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  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No, but it means he has a penis with which to use it, making Scronaldo a faggot.

    that's already been established
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Like a Chinese finger trap


    if they made it smaller it could be a Bill Krozby-and-his-daddy penis trap.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Like a Chinese finger trap

    I've always wondered (but not enough to look it up) whether they're actually from China. They don't look very Chinesey.
  18. Originally posted by aldra I've always wondered (but not enough to look it up) whether they're actually from China. They don't look very Chinesey.

    look it up then
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just looked it up. Interestingly it appears they're actually from, of all places,
  20. Mq is a liar, they're actually from

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