Just beat the shit out of scron...

1. 2017-11-12 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can't even imagine going through all that while you're tripping balls tho
2. 2017-11-12 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON I never read the thread, she might have just been trolling about that.

   
   If HTS says he hasn't used it, he's 100% lying to you. Go back to the bridge and take a whiff of it and you'll see.
3. 2017-11-12 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One time while me and hydro were fighting I took my fleshlight and chopped it up with scissors over the garbage can in front of her very confused roomate.
4. 2017-11-12 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #144
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Yeah, he just bought it for decoration. How in denial can you get, man?
5. 2017-11-12 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON Yeah I ate like 10 doses of 4aco I just went to get some weed I thought I would only be gone 3 hours at the most but I got really sick and lost downtown and then she phoned me saying all my stuff is on fire.
   
   I don't even remember when I got back but there was a fire in the backyard and smoke everywhere and I had to put it out and she also locked me out, then I had to help look for the phone and vape while she yelled at me for stealing it and accused me of selling the 4Aco downtown and pawning the phone and vape.
   
   Turns out all her stuff was in the couch cushions while I searched the entire bedroom for it and it made me look guilty.
   
   Good times, I've actually done way worse on benzos like smashed windows and tried to fist fight multiple people for no reason, including police who beat the fuck outta me.
   
   
   
   I don't care, I can't remember what she said other than she has no use for it now.

   
   
   Holy lol.
6. 2017-11-12 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #146
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It's funny how you keep saying "she" while you stole the fleshlight he sticks his penis in.

   
   dont be a prude.
   
   just becos you have a penis doesnt make you a he.
7. 2017-11-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #147
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON This is what happens when I get drunk and decide eating all the 4-aco DMT is a good idea.
   
   I registered an account of the name "gangster octopus" but I kept typing "gangster penguin" with spelling errors and couldn't sign in or type correctly because I was so fucked.
   
   HTS's parents (I just call them mom and dad) don't want me on the street and the only reason they keep me around is to look after her, she's OD'd with her parents in the house so I can see why they like having me around.
   
   I'm only here for her so if they all wanted me gone I could be with my family across the country by now.
   
   But her parents say I'm part of the family now.

   
   so the marriage is final. how tragic.
   
   post pics of parents.
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8. 2017-11-12 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #148
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by benny vader dont be a prude.
   
   just becos you have a penis doesnt make you a he.

   
   What a retarded thing to say.
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9. 2017-11-12 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #149
   

   HTS highlight reel
   I'm a fucking monster. T_T
10. 2017-11-12 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #150
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm a fucking monster. T_T

    
    You're a pushover fuckboy. Literal in some senses.
11. 2017-11-12 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #151
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What a retarded thing to say.

    
    you say that when you have nothing intellligent to say.
12. 2017-11-12 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #152
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Him, he, his*
    
    FTFY
13. 2017-11-12 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #153
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by benny vader you say that when you have nothing intellligent to say.

    
    What a retarded thing to say.
14. 2017-11-12 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #154
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What a retarded thing to say.

    
    What a retarded thing to say.
15. 2017-11-12 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #155
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Him, he, his*
    
    FTFY

    
    Are shamu, free willy, and moby dick the appropriate pronouns for your wife?
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16. 2017-11-12 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by HTS Are shamu, free willy, and moby dick the appropriate pronouns for your wife?

    
    you's a cold piece
17. 2017-11-12 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #157
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by HTS Are shamu, free willy, and moby dick the appropriate pronouns for your wife?

    
    Those are proper nouns.
18. 2017-11-12 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Those are proper nouns.

    
    What is a joke?
19. 2017-11-12 at 9:10 PM UTC

    #159
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    What a retarded thing to say.
20. 2017-11-12 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Uhhh...I thought fleshlight was a word enhancement for flashlight. But it's actually a fag toy?