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How does everyone feel about marriage?
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2017-10-30 at 8:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You don't have giant cock and that wouldn't excite me. But on a side note about four years ago I had an extended stay in the county jail and accidently dented my poop. I had the top bunk because my celly was a fatass and I would just jump up on the bunk but this one time I didn't make it and slammed my gut into the side of the top bunk and because I was constantly eating squeeze cheese and peanut butter I had a sticky intestines and the force of the blow with the food pinched my intestine, like a kinked up hose.
So when I went to go take a shit, when it was going through my intestines it opened back up the blockage kinked up part and it really fucking hurt.
After that my celly gave me free coffee to help me poop better as along as I stayed up and talked to him at night. He was a good guy for the most part.
translation: your fat greasy cell mate had you bent over the bunk and was plowing your asshole so hard it caused actual physical damage to your intestines,preventing his future enjoyment of your shit chute. in exchange for your orifice rental he paid you coffee.
makes sense.
because the other part is more like something someone who has no fucking clue how the alimentary tract and human physiology / anatomy actually work.
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2017-10-30 at 8:27 PM UTCDon't marry, it's nothing but something that society cooked up. If you're american and getting hooked you're going to get fucked if she falls apart. Fuck, explore and find a girl that wants to be with you, with or without marriage. If you want to have kids, sure have them, if not, good for you.
In my case, I probably would marry after 8-9 years and only for the heck tradition. I am currently in Philippines, it's a pussy heaven. The shops here are open 24/7. So, very little incentive for me to commit and marry. -
2017-10-30 at 11:31 PM UTCSo uh, what's the drug market like in the Philippines?
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2017-10-31 at 7:01 AM UTCI plan on getting married.
Of those of you who'd consider it, what would you look for in girl to marry? Like, what would make the perfect waifu in your opinion? -
2017-10-31 at 7:03 AM UTCTakes it up the ass, cooks well, and doesn't hassle me too much, and likes to cuddle
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2017-10-31 at 7:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo I plan on getting married.
Of those of you who'd consider it, what would you look for in girl to marry? Like, what would make the perfect waifu in your opinion?
Redbone, no kids, preferably her parents/siblings are dead, don't exist, or in prison long enough not to make a stink in my life. -
2017-10-31 at 1:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dfg Don't marry, it's nothing but something that society cooked up. If you're american and getting hooked you're going to get fucked if she falls apart. Fuck, explore and find a girl that wants to be with you, with or without marriage. If you want to have kids, sure have them, if not, good for you.
In my case, I probably would marry after 8-9 years and only for the heck tradition. I am currently in Philippines, it's a pussy heaven. The shops here are open 24/7. So, very little incentive for me to commit and marry.
Stick to one account, dude. -
2017-10-31 at 5:38 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 5:58 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 5:59 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 6:06 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 6:18 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 6:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Larryish FUCK!%!%&!&%$ i cant read the words on the karaoke
I think it translates to this.
I married you at my prime and followed you since then, Seen through lots of things, Who else can be more important than you? I dedicate my whole life to you, and realize that happiness is leading a cat and dog life. When our time is up, I’ll let you go ahead of me because… I can’t bear to see you cry for me. When we are old with sons and their wives, Let’s recall how handsome you were while looking at our wedding photo if you are bored, It doesn’t matter on what we wear and I won’t complain, I will always put you in my heart, because I am your dearest kin. I can’t bear to see you cry for me. When we are old with no one else beside us, We will sit on the couch and listen to your adventurous stories when you were young, It doesn’t matter on what we eat and I won’t complain, I will hold your hands tightly, because I am your dearest kin. -
2017-10-31 at 6:54 PM UTCMarriage is a sacred covenant between a man and a woman. It represents the will of God.
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2017-10-31 at 6:56 PM UTCI'm going to die alone. Happiness can never last. Any marriage would fall apart. I pity anyone who ever might have feelings for me.
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2017-10-31 at 7:09 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 7:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dfg Don't marry, it's nothing but something that society cooked up. If you're american and getting hooked you're going to get fucked if she falls apart. Fuck, explore and find a girl that wants to be with you, with or without marriage. If you want to have kids, sure have them, if not, good for you.
In my case, I probably would marry after 8-9 years and only for the heck tradition. I am currently in Philippines, it's a pussy heaven. The shops here are open 24/7. So, very little incentive for me to commit and marry.
Nice what part of PI are you in? Do they actually dig pakis? -
2017-10-31 at 7:11 PM UTCFuck y'all, I skrrt off, 'cause everything shitty
I hit my first model, stepped up my pimpin'
Caught her off the runway, she instantly committed
Paper got my mind gone, too caught up on my city
In and out of time zones, runnin' up a billi'
Indian Cherokee, clarity, shinin' is therapy
Mami Israeli (Mami Israeli)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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