How does everyone feel about marriage?

1. 2017-10-30 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #61
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 At one point hydro was legit wanting me to marry her. This was not even 6mo into the relationship. What a crazy bitch.

   
   no she wasn't
2. 2017-10-30 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #62
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock don't be so harsh. there are several posters in here who'd make good wives.
   
   personally, I fantasize about Bill Krozby being my cell mate some day and dressing him up all pretty for date nite in the shower where, after I've had my way with him, I trade his orifices for cigarettes and honey-buns.

   
   Yeah, but its a fantasy not your weekend at bernies, that would never happen you idiot.
3. 2017-10-30 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I felt the pussy I wanted to marry
4. 2017-10-30 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat When I felt the pussy I wanted to marry

   
   You want to marry her based on lust?
5. 2017-10-30 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was some good pussy.
6. 2017-10-30 at 4:54 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But how were the feet?
7. 2017-10-30 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby no she wasn't

   
   What are grammar.
8. 2017-10-30 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #68
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What are grammar.

   
   BAD THING HAPPAN
9. 2017-10-30 at 6:21 AM UTC

   #69
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   there used to be a time when a man and his wife get to sing this song to each other in their golden ages ...
   
   
   
   but not anymore.
10. 2017-10-30 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #70
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Don't marry anyone you meet here.

    
    i loled when i saw §m£ÂgØL thanked this.
    
    
    
    .
11. 2017-10-30 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you should get married so i can fuck your wife
12. 2017-10-30 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader there used to be a time when a man and his wife get to sing this song to each other in their golden ages …
    
    
    
    but not anymore.

    
    FUCK!%!%&!&%$ i cant read the words on the karaoke
13. 2017-10-30 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #73
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah, but its a fantasy not your weekend at bernies, that would never happen you idiot.

    
    you know you want to be my prison bitch and nothing excites you more than a giant cock stuffed so deep inside you it gives you stomach cramps.
14. 2017-10-30 at 12:37 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 But how were the feet?

    
    Amazin.
15. 2017-10-30 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i loled when i saw §m£ÂgØL thanked this.
    
    
    
    .

    
    I would have also thanked "Don't have kids with anyone you meet here"
16. 2017-10-30 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #76
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock you know you want to be my prison bitch and nothing excites you more than a giant cock stuffed so deep inside you it gives you stomach cramps.

    
    You don't have giant cock and that wouldn't excite me. But on a side note about four years ago I had an extended stay in the county jail and accidently dented my poop. I had the top bunk because my celly was a fatass and I would just jump up on the bunk but this one time I didn't make it and slammed my gut into the side of the top bunk and because I was constantly eating squeeze cheese and peanut butter I had a sticky intestines and the force of the blow with the food pinched my intestine, like a kinked up hose.
    
    So when I went to go take a shit, when it was going through my intestines it opened back up the blockage kinked up part and it really fucking hurt.
    
    After that my celly gave me free coffee to help me poop better as along as I stayed up and talked to him at night. He was a good guy for the most part.
17. 2017-10-30 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #77
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Larryish FUCK!%!%&!&%$ i cant read the words on the karaoke

    
    you can ask our resident chinkologist to translate it for you.
18. 2017-10-30 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #78
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby …my celly gave me free coffee to help me poop better as along as I stayed up and talked to him at night. He was a good guy for the most part.

    
    lies. why would he want to do that ???? its not like theres any benefit for him to be gained when your pooping better.
    
    or was there.
19. 2017-10-30 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat It was some good pussy.

    
    I guess that's a good enough reason as anything else.
20. 2017-10-30 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you can ask our resident chinkologist to translate it for you.

    
    Go to Chinatown and say that out loud!